My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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«Reply #75 on: July 23, 2008, 09:15:37 PM »

Udas Na Hona Kyon Ki Main Saath Hu
Samne Nahi Par Aas Paas Hu..
Aankho Ko Band Kar Ke Dil Se Yaad Karna
Main Dosti Ka Ek Haseen Ehsas Hu.


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«Reply #76 on: July 23, 2008, 09:28:47 PM »

Memories play a very confusing ROLE.
They make u laugh wen u remembr d time u cried 2gether
Bt
make u cry wen u rmembr d time u laughd 2gether.....


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«Reply #77 on: July 23, 2008, 09:40:33 PM »

1baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,1old man ne dekha.Wo gaya aur bell baja di,Aur bola-or kuch beta?
Baccha:AB BHAAgo!


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«Reply #78 on: July 23, 2008, 09:41:16 PM »

Money may com n go.frd may com n go.lov may com n go.bt if u lose ur teeth at this age it vl never com again... So keep msgng


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #79 on: July 23, 2008, 09:48:20 PM »

ITS A GIRLS WORLD! If a Girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy Laughs loudly he's Mannerless! If Girl talks sweetly she is charmin, If Boy talks sweetly he's flirt! If a girl's shoping she's trendy, If boy's shoping he's wasting money! If Girl's silent, she's feelin sad. If Boy is silent, he's being rude! If Girls walk in group its Group, If boys walk in group its a Gang! If girl cant cme 4 a date,she's busy. If boy cant,he's cheater!;-)


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«Reply #80 on: July 23, 2008, 09:51:58 PM »

Oye sunn. . . .

Chal rehne de...!!!


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«Reply #81 on: July 23, 2008, 09:52:53 PM »

"Alchohol may not be the answer to all the questions".. Swami Vivekanand.

"But it helps you to forget the questions".Vijay Mallya... :


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«Reply #82 on: July 23, 2008, 09:56:28 PM »

Najre mile to use takrar kehte hai
Rato ko neend na aye use PYAR kehte hai
Ladki smile de use izhaar kehte hai
Or jo jhamelo me na pade use samajdar kehte hai


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«Reply #83 on: July 23, 2008, 09:57:14 PM »

Humne Pucha Kaise Ho,Jawab Na Aya
Iss Berukhi Se Hmara Dil Bhr Aya
Socha Glti Kiski Hai To Ye Khayal Aya
Shayd Unhe Ye Nacheez Pasnd Nhi Aya


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«Reply #84 on: July 23, 2008, 10:02:54 PM »

Kastiyan doobi kahan kab kya pata?
Siskiyan lete kinare reh gaye.
Saare khat jala daale humne magar
Shabd khuch fir bhi tumhare reh gaye.


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«Reply #85 on: July 23, 2008, 10:05:06 PM »

ultimate pj..........

Who can make GANDHI to ANDHI ??

Ans : Kailash Kher----" Tere naam se 'G' loon "


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«Reply #86 on: July 23, 2008, 10:05:58 PM »

Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage,
Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than

believing a girl! ;-)


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«Reply #87 on: July 23, 2008, 10:08:49 PM »

Behind every successful student, There is one Girl Friend.
But what about a failed student?

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A Beautiful Teacher


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«Reply #88 on: July 23, 2008, 10:11:06 PM »

I droped A coin in the
"wishing well"
and prayed for a smart and intelligent friend. Then God gifted me "you"

and said-

ITNA PAISA ME ITNA HI MILEGA ! ! !