My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #120 on: July 25, 2008, 06:46:00 AM »

ye biwiya apne pati ko "A.G." kyu bolti hai?
?
?
kyuki biwiya sabhya hoti hai,

bhare bazar me
"Abe Gadhe"(A.G.)kehna sabyta nahi hoti


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #121 on: July 25, 2008, 06:47:50 AM »

Studnt:Mam ladkiyo ko 13 sal se pehle bachha nahi hota na?
Madam:ha beta nai hota. Student: To apni beti ko samjhaiye faltu me dar rahi he.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #122 on: July 25, 2008, 06:50:03 AM »

Kash pyar ka insurance ho jata
Pyar me premium bharwaya jata
Pyar me wafa mili to thik warna
bewfao pe kharcha hua uska claim to mil jata


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #123 on: July 25, 2008, 06:52:43 AM »

Mohabat Ho Jati Hai

Ya Karni Padti Hai?

Very Simple

Ladki Khubsurat Ho

To Ho Jati Hai

Aur Agar Amir Ho

To Karni Padti Hai!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #124 on: July 25, 2008, 06:55:08 AM »

Santa-LALA ji, Detol soap hai?

Lala- Hanji hai!

Santa- haath dho kar 250gm mungi ki daal day do.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #125 on: July 25, 2008, 06:56:53 AM »

Old man:Jee Chahta hai Shadi kar lu
2nd Man:kar lo
Old Man: kisi Vidhwa se kar lu?
2nd Man: Kuwari se kar lo Vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi Laughing hard


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #126 on: July 25, 2008, 06:58:27 AM »

Kanjus baap:kaha gaya tha
Beta:Girl friend k sath tha
Baap gusse se:kitna kharcha kiya
Beta:250
Baap:250 ??
Beta:us k pass itna hi tha/b]


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #127 on: July 26, 2008, 05:07:10 AM »


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syednaami

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #128 on: July 26, 2008, 06:38:31 PM »

New and nice collection,,, love it... thanks...


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sarthika

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #129 on: July 26, 2008, 06:56:06 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on July 25, 2008, 06:52:43 AM

Mohabat Ho Jati Hai

Ya Karni Padti Hai?

Very Simple

Ladki Khubsurat Ho

To Ho Jati Hai

Aur Agar Amir Ho

To Karni Padti Hai!

bahoot sahi kaha


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #130 on: July 26, 2008, 07:07:24 PM »

Kuch toh jite hai janat ki tamana lekar,
Kuch tamannaye jina sika deti hai,
Hum kis tamana k sahare jiye,
Ye zindgi roz 1 tamana bada deti hai


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #131 on: July 26, 2008, 07:08:59 PM »

Quote from: sarthika on July 26, 2008, 06:56:06 PM

bahoot sahi kaha

ok.. waise tum kis catagory k ho ? lolz


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #132 on: July 26, 2008, 07:15:25 PM »

Quote from: syednaami on July 26, 2008, 06:38:31 PM

New and nice collection,,, love it... thanks...

thanks yaar .. waise isme kuch purane hai ..lolz


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #133 on: July 26, 2008, 07:18:05 PM »

Ae kalam jra ruk ruk kr chal,
kya ghazab ka mukaam aya hai,
jra thodi der thahar ja,
teri nok k neeche mere yaar ka naam aya hai..


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #134 on: July 26, 2008, 07:20:17 PM »

Na Koi Meri Manzil Ha Na Kinara
Tanhai Meri Mehfil Aur Yadein Mera Sahara
Tumse Bichad Kar Kuch u Waqt Guzra
Kabhi Zindagi Ko Tarse Kabhi Maut Ko Pukara.