My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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syednaami
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«Reply #150 on: July 26, 2008, 11:15:58 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on July 26, 2008, 07:15:25 PM
thanks yaar .. waise isme kuch purane hai ..lolz

Chalega,,, naye ki hi baat ka raha hun... hehehehe
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angel4u
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«Reply #151 on: July 27, 2008, 04:54:18 AM »
achhi collection hai,
par tum ab mere cell pe kyon nahi karte ho ye sab messages sad5
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angel4u
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«Reply #152 on: July 27, 2008, 05:05:50 AM »

Sardar Ne Doctor Se Pucha Mujhe Blood Cancer Ki Bimari Hia,
Kaise Dur Ho Sakti Hia,
Doctor Ne Kaha Marne Ke Baad,
Sardar Ne Apni Banduk Nikal Kar Dr Ko Goli Mar Di...
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angel4u
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«Reply #153 on: July 29, 2008, 03:09:43 AM »

Na Thi Jisko Pyaarki Kadar,
Ittefaq Se Usiko Chahte Rahe Hum,
Usi Diye Ne Jalaya Hamare Hathonko,
Jis Diye Ko Hamesha Hawa Se Bacha Rahe The Hum...
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angel4u
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«Reply #154 on: July 29, 2008, 03:10:55 AM »

World's Best Saying By Henry Ford:
Progress Isnt Made By Early Risers Or Hard Workers,
But By LAZY People,
Trying To Find Easier Ways To Do The Same...
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angel4u
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«Reply #155 on: July 29, 2008, 03:11:17 AM »
Tum Mere Dilko Tarsate Ho MISS CALL Ki Tarah,
Mere Ghar Aajao RECEIVED CALL Ki Tarah,
Fursat Na Mile To Aajao SMS Ki Tarah,
Tum Kho Na Jana NOT REACHABLE Ki Tarah...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #156 on: July 29, 2008, 07:58:12 AM »
Sharma:Experss kitne baje ki hai?
TT:9 Baje
Santa:Local
TT:1 Baje
Santa:Malgadi
TT-12 baje,Kyu Jana kahan hai?
santa:Patri par karne he.!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #157 on: July 29, 2008, 07:58:32 AM »
If your father is a poor man,it's your fate..

But,

If your father-in-law is poor,it's your stupidity.!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #158 on: July 29, 2008, 07:59:13 AM »
Jo hamesha hasta raheta hai usko..
HUSMUKH kahte hai,

Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?


HUSBAND..!! Usual Smile
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arsenmen
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«Reply #159 on: July 29, 2008, 08:12:54 AM »
Jaan kar bhi wo mujhe jaan na paye
Aaj tak wo mujhe pehchaan na paye
Khud hi karli bewafai humne
Taaki mere pyaar par koi ilzaam na aaye!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #160 on: July 29, 2008, 08:14:13 AM »
SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gya

SariRat Mujra Dekha
MujreWali Ne kha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kia
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH kro

SANTA Utha

Or




NACHNE Laga..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #161 on: July 29, 2008, 08:15:17 AM »
deadly pj ..

Wht Do u Call a Member of Parliament Who Also Played Cricket &Used 2Bat 3rd Down 4India?

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MP 3 Player!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #162 on: July 29, 2008, 08:15:48 AM »
Driver- That 25 cent tip u gave me was an insult.
Lady:How much should I tip u?
Driver:Another 25 cents.
Lady:I dont want to insult u twice!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #163 on: July 29, 2008, 08:19:52 AM »
A person to Santa:agar ek hathi sui ke sorakh Se guzar raha ho to usay rokne k liye kya karna chahiye?
Santa:uski dump pe gaanth laga do Phans jaega
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arsenmen
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«Reply #164 on: July 29, 2008, 08:21:57 AM »
If u find a friend
betr
dan me



Go ahead



Bt ven dat
person'll leav u,
Luk behind




I'LL b der




2 slap u
& say
"Maar li hoshiyaari"
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