My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 22, 2008, 03:20:13 AM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #450 on: August 08, 2008, 12:25:05 PM »
Learn 2Love d people who r willing 2Luv u at present,4get d people d past and Thank dem 4 hurting u which let u 2Love d ppl u have rite now!

thanks reshu... love5
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syednaami
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«Reply #451 on: August 08, 2008, 03:18:44 PM »
More fun more masti. SMS center of the year award goes to ArsenMen. -
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arsenmen
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«Reply #452 on: August 08, 2008, 06:58:40 PM »
passenger-Tumne mere jeb me hath kyu dala

Santa-Muje Machis chahiye thi

Pasen-Tum mujhse mang sakte the


Santa-Me ajnabi s bat nhi karta
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arsenmen
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«Reply #453 on: August 08, 2008, 07:07:28 PM »

Santa- Meine shadi isliye ki, kyunki me Kapde aur Bartan dho dhoke thak gaya tha.

Banta- Ajeeb baat hai, maine isi wajah se "divorce" liya
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arsenmen
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«Reply #454 on: August 08, 2008, 07:08:40 PM »
Nit was dark
Moon was high
Boy stopped his bike
Grl asked why
He came close
She flt shy

& he tld hr


DHAKKA MAAR,
PETROL KHATAM HOGYA
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arsenmen
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«Reply #455 on: August 08, 2008, 07:16:55 PM »
Santa ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha,
Usne Apne Sare Dosto ko Letter Likha:
Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho to
Mujhe Yaad Kr Lena
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arsenmen
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«Reply #456 on: August 08, 2008, 07:28:13 PM »
Kid:Aunty, Mom ne Chini Mangi he
Aunty Chini Detay Huve
Aur Kya Kaha Mummy Nay?

Kid:Agar Woh Kamini na de,
to Pinki Aunty se Lena!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #457 on: August 08, 2008, 07:32:18 PM »
Teacher: which is the oldest animal in world ? Sardar: "ZEBRA'.. Teacher:(shocked) how? SARDAR: Bcoz it is "BLACK AND WHITE"
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Roja
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«Reply #458 on: August 08, 2008, 07:45:10 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 08, 2008, 07:32:18 PM
Teacher: which is the oldest animal in world ? Sardar: "ZEBRA'.. Teacher:(shocked) how? SARDAR: Bcoz it is "BLACK AND WHITE"

 Laughing hard  Laughing hard
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Roja
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«Reply #459 on: August 08, 2008, 07:46:12 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 08, 2008, 07:16:55 PM
Santa ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha,
Usne Apne Sare Dosto ko Letter Likha:
Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho to
Mujhe Yaad Kr Lena

 Laughing hard  Laughing hard  Thumbs UP
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angel4u
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«Reply #460 on: August 08, 2008, 08:00:45 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 08, 2008, 11:47:30 AM
yeh  to whomever it may concern hai to ..aap boliye kab bech rahi hai mobile ...

me to hamesha karti hoon msg tumko............
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angel4u
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«Reply #461 on: August 08, 2008, 08:04:36 PM »
Badhiya smses phir se
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arsenmen
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«Reply #462 on: August 09, 2008, 04:11:09 AM »
Quote from: angel4u on August 08, 2008, 08:00:45 PM
me to hamesha karti hoon msg tumko............

number pata hai na ,,,, 9844040600 .is number pe tera msg aaye arso hogaye .... kkkk
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arsenmen
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«Reply #463 on: August 09, 2008, 12:39:16 PM »
Muddat se koi Gam mere paas nahi he,
Tanhai ka B ehsas nahi he,
Akele hi aaye he jab duniya me,
Phir kyo ye Gila he k koi mere sath nahi he
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arsenmen
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«Reply #464 on: August 09, 2008, 12:44:17 PM »
Sardar ka bura din> darwaja khola kundi hath me
nal khola toty hath m
suitkes uthaya handel hath me
ab darr raha he ki su su karu ki na karu
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