My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #480 on: August 10, 2008, 02:49:23 PM »

Quote from: syednaami on August 10, 2008, 12:02:56 PM

Tanik jhatka laga ka?
Bhai, jo bhi hun manushya hun. -

jatka lagne ka sawal nahi hai ,,,, aise bahut saare namune deke hai life me,,,,manushy b kuch kuch acche rehte hai ...accha hai


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #481 on: August 10, 2008, 02:52:12 PM »

Quote from: angel4u on August 10, 2008, 05:33:35 AM

haan jis msg se tum msg karte ho usi pe main msg bhejti hoon. tumko milte nahi hia kya?

nahi milte..shaayad vodafone wale khafa hai humse...


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«Reply #482 on: August 10, 2008, 02:54:46 PM »

Punjabi woman to an Englsh doctr in London tellng hm abt her ill child:
My baby's ill,Ek weekda na eatda,Na sleepda,Bas weepda,Te cheekda..!


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«Reply #483 on: August 10, 2008, 02:55:38 PM »

Aap DOSTI ka wo DAAG ho..
Jise hum TIDE se dho nhi sakte
RIN se saf nhi kr skte
SURF se mita nhi sakte

Kyun ki,

'Kuch DaaG Achhe Hote he!'


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«Reply #484 on: August 10, 2008, 02:56:57 PM »

Ven Nobody luvs U
Ven Nobdy cares 4 U
Nobdy thnks abt U
Ven evry1 ignores U

Den Sit in a cornr close ur eyes & say..

Sale,Sab Kameene he!


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«Reply #485 on: August 10, 2008, 02:59:28 PM »

Sardar:I kiss my wife before I go to office everyday,& U?
Friend:I kiss ur wife after U go to office everyday.
Sardar:Ha..Ha..I'm First!!


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«Reply #486 on: August 10, 2008, 03:01:10 PM »

Banta: Jab main paida hua th to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa:Kamal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?


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«Reply #487 on: August 10, 2008, 03:04:45 PM »

Ishq krne se pahle uska anjam dekh lo

Ishq krne se pahle uska anjam dekh lo

Agar

fir b samajh na aaya to...

film TERE NAAM dekh lo


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«Reply #488 on: August 10, 2008, 03:05:54 PM »

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?


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«Reply #489 on: August 10, 2008, 03:06:49 PM »

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!


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«Reply #490 on: August 10, 2008, 03:09:22 PM »

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
boy-papa 1glass pani dedo
Papa-khudlelo
B-plz dedo
P-ab manga to thappad dunga
B-jab thapad dene aaoge to pani lete aana.


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«Reply #491 on: August 10, 2008, 03:11:48 PM »

Rona b chaho to wo rone nai deti,
Wo Shaks to palke b bhigone nai deti,
Aati he khayalo me kaun ye aksar,
jo mujko kisi or ka hone nai deti.


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«Reply #492 on: August 10, 2008, 04:02:40 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 10, 2008, 03:01:10 PM

Banta: Jab main paida hua th to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa:Kamal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?

hahahaaaa


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«Reply #493 on: August 10, 2008, 08:15:15 PM »

tumhara kiya sms chapne danda he or kuch kam nahi wese bahot hassi mein to.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #494 on: August 11, 2008, 02:37:57 AM »

Quote from: syednaami on August 10, 2008, 12:02:56 PM

Tanik jhatka laga ka?
Bhai, jo bhi hun manushya hun. -
Shukriya, param sahyogi mitr, aap ne hamen samjha to sahi.
You witness is enough that I am a human being. -

Arsenmen, Roja jee kya hain, read the above line in juxtaposition you will understand her. -

aap hamesha ekdam shuddh hindi bolte hain? Huh?