My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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angel4u
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«Reply #525 on: August 12, 2008, 02:16:17 PM »


Kashti gayi, kinara gaya,
tute hue dilonka sahara gaya,
koi puche ke main kahan gaya
to keh dena kisi bewafake pyar me mara gaya...
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angel4u
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«Reply #526 on: August 12, 2008, 02:16:47 PM »

Tum itrate bahut ho,
dilko behlate bahut ho,
sochta hoon tumhe lunch par le jaun,
par kya karun zalim tum khate bahut ho...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #527 on: August 12, 2008, 04:44:38 PM »
nice 1 huzi..

Newtons 1st Law of ishq
d force applied 4 proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite
2 d force applied by girl while using her sandals
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arsenmen
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«Reply #528 on: August 12, 2008, 04:48:39 PM »
Hieght Of Maska
Prof-Where is ur assigenment?
Student-Sir I lost it Fighting with a guy who said tht u were not d best prof. in D college..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #529 on: August 12, 2008, 04:56:05 PM »
Sir:
Ladki ko I LOVE U bolne ki sabse achi jag kaun si hoti hai?

Srdr:
Mandir!

Sir:
wo kaise?

Srdr:
kyuki waha wo chappal nahi pahenti
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arsenmen
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«Reply #530 on: August 12, 2008, 04:58:28 PM »
Na dil ki baazi thi,Na hi dil ka sauda,

agar de dete wo hame waqt thoda,

Na ati aaj ye nobat aur koi na puchta,

ki SIR With water ya soda
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arsenmen
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«Reply #531 on: August 12, 2008, 04:59:49 PM »
Sun makes moon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine But,i'm realy confusd
Wat makes ur teeth shine?
'Harpic'or 'domex'?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #532 on: August 12, 2008, 05:01:52 PM »

munna bhai :jail ko hindi me hawalat kyu kehte he
cerkit :kyun ke jail me khane ku sirf hawa aur lat hi milti he..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #533 on: August 12, 2008, 05:04:54 PM »
Love is..!
When grandma is unable to paint her toe nails as she can't bend..!
and grandpa paints them inspite his back pain..!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #534 on: August 12, 2008, 05:09:39 PM »
B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)





B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)plz..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #535 on: August 12, 2008, 05:32:22 PM »

Interviewer: Explain the Digestive system in one sentence.
Santa: Its a process that starts with Right hand & ends with Left hand.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #536 on: August 12, 2008, 05:34:21 PM »

2Srdr chess khl rahe te(Joke dsnt end)
1st:
Ab bas hua.Hum khel band karte hai
2nd:
Thik hai,waise bi tumara goda aur mera hati hi bacha hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #537 on: August 12, 2008, 05:36:19 PM »
jeeto hintng santa 4a new car says "Dear,buy me somthng tat goes 0-100 in 3sec when Im on it"




He gifted
her a








weighing machinE;-)
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arsenmen
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«Reply #538 on: August 12, 2008, 05:47:57 PM »
It is painful when you get hurt
from your closed one's but the pain
silently tells you how much you are
close to them..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #539 on: August 12, 2008, 05:49:45 PM »
Woh bewaffa nahi mujhe pata hai,
uski raah dekhna ye meri ada hai,
Wo aaye na aaye ye uski waffa hai,
bas tadapte rehna yeh meri sazaa hai
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