My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #570 on: August 16, 2008, 07:31:36 PM »
Nurse: Breathe deeply & now slowly exhale.
Santa: Ok.
Nurse: How do u feel now?
Santa: Your body spray is simply superb!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #571 on: August 16, 2008, 07:33:42 PM »
Bikari:Kuch khaane ko do!
Pandt:TAMATR KHAO
B:Roti do baba,
P:TAMATR KHAO,
B:Tamatr hi khila do
Wife:Ye Totla he,Keh rahe he KAMA KAR KHAO.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #572 on: August 16, 2008, 07:36:57 PM »
Shayri Hi Karte Karte Ishq Hua
Humne Ek Haseena Ko Aawaj Di
Lekin Wo Dikha Ke Apni Julfo Ka Ek Nazara
Kisi Car Wale Ke Saath Nikal di.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #573 on: August 16, 2008, 07:39:23 PM »
Little santa: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little santa: But I asked first!
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angel4u
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«Reply #574 on: August 17, 2008, 06:01:19 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 16, 2008, 07:33:42 PM
Bikari:Kuch khaane ko do!
Pandt:TAMATR KHAO
B:Roti do baba,
P:TAMATR KHAO,
B:Tamatr hi khila do
Wife:Ye Totla he,Keh rahe he KAMA KAR KHAO.

Laughing hardLaughing hardLaughing hard
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shivani(9899207979)
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«Reply #575 on: August 17, 2008, 09:31:36 AM »
Do U Know What R The Meanings Of VALENTINE
Ans:
You R
V:Very
E:Eminent
L:Lovely
E:Energetic
N:Nice
T:Tamizdar
I:Inteligent
N:Noble
E:Everloving
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arsenmen
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«Reply #576 on: August 17, 2008, 09:59:17 AM »
Quote from: shivani(9899207979) on August 17, 2008, 09:31:36 AM
Do U Know What R The Meanings Of VALENTINE
Ans:
You R
V:Very
E:Eminent
L:Lovely
E:Energetic
N:Nice
T:Tamizdar
I:Inteligent
N:Noble
E:Everloving

all other days are voilantaine days in lovers life...kkk
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arsenmen
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«Reply #577 on: August 17, 2008, 10:00:49 AM »
Santa : "Ek Kilo
Gaaye Ka Dhoodh
Dena."
Banta : "Lekin
Tumhara Bartan To
Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa : "Theek He To
Fir BAKRI Ka De
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arsenmen
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«Reply #578 on: August 17, 2008, 10:03:53 AM »
Mana aap sabse ajeeb hain,
Dil k sabse kareeb hain.
Na koi call na koi SMS,
kya aap SUDAMA se b jyada gareeb hain

 
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arsenmen
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«Reply #579 on: August 17, 2008, 10:07:03 AM »
Woh to diwani thi mujhe tanha chod gayi
Khud na ruk saki to apna saaya chod gayi
Dukh nahi Gum is baat ka hai
Ankhon se karke vada baton se thod gayi
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arsenmen
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«Reply #580 on: August 17, 2008, 10:08:20 AM »
Santa: DOCTOR JI APKO TAANKE LAGANE AATE HAI.

DOC: HAAN AATE HAI KAHAN LAGANE HAI.

Snta: YE LO MERI CHAPPAL PE LAGA DO...!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #581 on: August 17, 2008, 10:11:24 AM »
Ind: India me match khelne kab aa rahe ho?

Aus: No,Never Aapke stadium me Ghas Aachi nahi he.

Ind: Khelne bulaya hai Ghas khane Nahi.
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angel4u
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«Reply #582 on: August 17, 2008, 12:11:04 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 17, 2008, 09:59:17 AM
all other days are voilantaine days in lovers life...kkk

aisa hota hai???
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angel4u
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«Reply #583 on: August 17, 2008, 12:12:08 PM »



Ek kidine macharse shadiki,
thode din ke baadkidi widhwa hogayi,
dusri kidine pucha kya hua,
kidine kaha galti se good night jala di...
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angel4u
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«Reply #584 on: August 17, 2008, 12:12:21 PM »
Being near is not the meaning of being close,
I may be far from you but messages are bridges
to make you feel that I always remember you...
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