My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #540 on: August 12, 2008, 05:55:26 PM »

Kabir ka hottest DOHA.....MISS U MISS U sab kahe par actualy miss kare na koi... Agar koi kisiko miss kare to uski HICHKI band na hoe..


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #541 on: August 12, 2008, 05:57:22 PM »

Srdar double deckar
bus me upar ja baitha.
jaise hi bus chali wo
bagkar niche aagaya.
condctr-niche kyu aaye?
sardr-oye upar driver
nahi hai


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #542 on: August 12, 2008, 07:54:11 PM »

Quote from: Kanta on August 11, 2008, 08:19:55 PM

thik he business kero per danda manda kyu he tera abi

kya karein memsahib ... godown me maal kam hai


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #543 on: August 12, 2008, 07:56:13 PM »

Subah Hoe To Aankhain Aisay Neend Se Bojhal Thin
Jaisay Koi Jag Raha Tha Mujh Main Sari Raat
Yeh soch kar us ki har baat ko sach maana hai ...
Ke itnay khoobsurat lab jhuth kaise bolain gay...


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #544 on: August 12, 2008, 07:57:20 PM »

Who is a psychiatrist?

A person who gives you

an expensive analysis about you,

which ur spouse gives free anyway


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #545 on: August 12, 2008, 07:59:34 PM »

Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ...


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #546 on: August 12, 2008, 08:00:31 PM »

It

Doesn't

Matter

How Often

A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He Still Ends Up

With The Same Boss


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #547 on: August 12, 2008, 08:00:53 PM »

Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda

Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?

Boss:Kyonki Unhe Pehle Se

Hi Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #548 on: August 12, 2008, 08:04:20 PM »

Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan's Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #549 on: August 13, 2008, 02:47:37 AM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 12, 2008, 05:55:26 PM

Kabir ka hottest DOHA.....MISS U MISS U sab kahe par actualy miss kare na koi... Agar koi kisiko miss kare to uski HICHKI band na hoe..

Ya allah. Kabir ji ye sunenge to kya haal hoga unka...


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #550 on: August 13, 2008, 02:48:47 AM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 12, 2008, 05:57:22 PM

Srdar double deckar
bus me upar ja baitha.
jaise hi bus chali wo
bagkar niche aagaya.
condctr-niche kyu aaye?
sardr-oye upar driver
nahi hai

hehehhe


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #551 on: August 13, 2008, 02:49:32 AM »

Jab jab hame pyas lagti hai unke aaneki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi me hum hogaye hai tne diwane
ke har khubsurat ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai...


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #552 on: August 13, 2008, 02:50:01 AM »

Pyarki khamosh surat ho tum,
kaise kahun kitne ache ho tum,
zamaneke liye kya ho main nahi jaanta,
lekin meri har saanski zaroorat ho tum...


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #553 on: August 13, 2008, 02:50:16 AM »

In Japan: Chin cha chu,
in south Africa: Hula hula hu.
In China: chin pang pu.
In hawai: hu lu lu.
In swiz: bank bu bu.
In india: pagal hai tu...


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #554 on: August 13, 2008, 02:50:37 AM »

Pujya mitravar sadar pranam,
in dino vash aapke sandeshe milte hai
jinhe padhe paschat hum ati aanand vibhor ho uthte hai,
aapki isi mitratake hum kayal hue jate hai,
prabhuse yehi prarthna karte hai ke
aapke chalit durbhas yantra seva pradan sanstha
aapko yunhi seva deti rhae ke
jisse hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyamse jude rahe...