My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #600 on: August 18, 2008, 06:51:45 PM »

Koi Pegam Na Hi DUA Koi
Is Qadar Hm Se Hai Khafa Koi,
Ay DIL Un Se Na Koi Shikwa Krna,
Hum He Se Hui Ho Gi Khata Koi.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #601 on: August 18, 2008, 07:07:43 PM »

Wo kaun si Ghadi thi jab Aap Paida huye??

TIMEX

TITAN

HMT

QUARTZ

Ya koi aur?
Jawab jaldi bhejna Company band karani hai,Taki aisa Haadsa phir na ho.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #602 on: August 18, 2008, 07:13:59 PM »

height of Lazines?

Askin lift 4 morningwalk


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #603 on: August 18, 2008, 07:15:46 PM »

love quote:

i have written her name on ma heart cos god 4gt 2 write her name in my destiny.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #604 on: August 18, 2008, 07:18:45 PM »

Bees tat hav honey in der mouth hav stings in their tails.
So b carful by d people who pretend 2b swet 2u.
Coz swetnes is in honey nt in d bee


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #605 on: August 18, 2008, 07:20:03 PM »

Na Papa K Maar Se,

Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,

Na Ladki K Inkar Se,

Na Chapalo K Bochar Se,

Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge

Sirf "RAKHI" K Tyohar Se


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #606 on: August 18, 2008, 07:36:27 PM »

Manmohan: We Are Sending Indians To The Moon!

Bush: Wow!
How many?!

SINGH: 25 SC, 20 ST, 9 Politicians And If Possible
1 Astronaut...


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #607 on: August 18, 2008, 07:48:31 PM »

Ek Hijde Ne Viagra Khayi,

Shareer Se Aawaz Aayi

Maaf Kijiye,

Aap Ke System Me

Ye Suvidha Uplabadh Nahi Hai...


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #608 on: August 18, 2008, 07:50:23 PM »

Colgate se daat saaf karne ka
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka
Babul se fresh karne ka

AGAR PHIR BHI SAFED NAHI HUA
TO

>HARPIC USE KARNE KA<


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #609 on: August 18, 2008, 07:52:45 PM »

fu ck fu ck fu ck
fu ck fu ck fu ck
fu ck fu ck fu ck

what's u thiking u dirty mind..

ye to shaktimaan ke AANE KI AWAZ Hai


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #610 on: August 18, 2008, 07:53:44 PM »

Santa calls wife-
ghar nai aa skta!
Car ka steering,gear sab chori ho gaye
.
5min.baad
.
Aa raha hu!
.
Pehle galti se piche baith gaya tha!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #611 on: August 18, 2008, 07:54:29 PM »

Ek admi garibi se
tang aa k
kehta he: Lagta he muje dosto k aage hath felane padege.
Biwi:Jaldi hath felao
varna muje tange felani padegi.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #612 on: August 18, 2008, 08:04:33 PM »

Dad:If u pass in the Exam,
I'll present U 1cycle.

Son:If I fail?!

Dad:I'll present 10 cycles.

Son:Why?!

Dad:To open cycle shop...


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Talat

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #613 on: August 18, 2008, 08:28:49 PM »

Good ones Arsenmen..... Keep posting Applause


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #614 on: August 18, 2008, 08:29:18 PM »

Teacher:Bachho batao Pakistan ne jo Atam Bomb India pe fenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana diya uska naam kya hai?
Santa:ADNAN SAMI!


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