My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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honeyrose
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«Reply #630 on: August 19, 2008, 07:27:34 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 19, 2008, 06:58:41 PM
Mom : Beta Icecream Khayega ?

Beta : Na

Mom : Laddu Khayega ?

Beta : Na

Mom : kela ?

Beta : Na

Mom : Baap pe gaya hai

Maar Hi khyega

 Giggle nice joke arsenmen..
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angel4u
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«Reply #631 on: August 20, 2008, 02:56:02 AM »
Quote from: syednaami on August 19, 2008, 04:05:46 PM
Buddhi gum hone ki zaroorat nahin padegi, budhhi uski jaati hai jiski pahle se hoti hai.  Laughing hard Laughing hard
 

Main aisa kyun hun. ??  Giggle Giggle

aapko pata hai ke thodi kam hai?Huh? kaise?Huh?Huh??
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angel4u
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«Reply #632 on: August 20, 2008, 02:56:50 AM »
Quote from: Muhammed on August 19, 2008, 12:21:48 PM
Aur Apni Friend jo Girl Ho Use ??

oye Tu Hammesha adha adha kar lene k chakkar Me kyon rehta Hai...re

lagta hai bachpan ki aadat nahi gayee Teri vapis Maang ne ki



hehehehhe...
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angel4u
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«Reply #633 on: August 20, 2008, 03:00:06 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 18, 2008, 08:04:33 PM
Dad:If u pass in the Exam,
I'll present U 1cycle.

Son:If I fail?!

Dad:I'll present 10 cycles.

Son:Why?!

Dad:To open cycle shop...

mast hai...
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angel4u
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«Reply #634 on: August 20, 2008, 03:00:45 AM »
Make new and new friends
but never forget old,
because new may be silver,
but old is gold...
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angel4u
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«Reply #635 on: August 20, 2008, 03:01:08 AM »
NASA ne 3 sardarko chandpe bheja,
yaan uda magar adhe raste se wapas aya,
jab sardaronko puchha gaya to unhone kaha,
aaj amavas hai chand to hoga hi nahi...
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angel4u
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«Reply #636 on: August 20, 2008, 03:02:27 AM »
If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender whydo we cry,
if love is forever why do we die?
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angel4u
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«Reply #637 on: August 20, 2008, 03:03:08 AM »
INGREDIENTS:
10g hasi,
15g pyar,
20g such dukh share karneka wada,
thodi si takrar,
50g kabhi na khatam honewali baatein,
result: OUR YAARI FOREVER...
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angel4u
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«Reply #638 on: August 20, 2008, 03:03:55 AM »
This for arsenmen....

If your worry, so u will be happy or sad,
if u are happy then no prob,
but if you will be sad so you will be healthy or ill,
if your healthy so no problem,
if you are ill,
so u can work perfectly or can't work perfectly,
if u can work perfectly so no problem,
but if u can't work perfectly so u will earn money or not earn money,
if u earn money so no problem,
but if u can’t earn money so u have food or no food.
If you have food so no problem,
but if u have no food so u will die and go to hell,
so why r u worrying,
make SMILE and get new friends...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #639 on: August 20, 2008, 05:49:26 AM »
Quote from: angel4u on August 20, 2008, 03:03:55 AM
This for arsenmen....

If your worry, so u will be happy or sad,
if u are happy then no prob,
but if you will be sad so you will be healthy or ill,
if your healthy so no problem,
if you are ill,
so u can work perfectly or can't work perfectly,
if u can work perfectly so no problem,
but if u can't work perfectly so u will earn money or not earn money,
if u earn money so no problem,
but if u can’t earn money so u have food or no food.
If you have food so no problem,
but if u have no food so u will die and go to hell,
so why r u worrying,
make SMILE and get new friends...

THANKS FOR THIS . WAISE MERA HELL ME HI JAANA TEH HAI KYA ???LOLZ
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Muhammed
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«Reply #640 on: August 20, 2008, 06:19:51 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 19, 2008, 06:41:12 PM
usko tu fair & lovely cream dede ..lambi umar ki dua mangegi ...kush ?

Tune Bhi Di Hogi Na'
Tabi To Itne barso se sub ka Demaag Kharaab kar Raha Hai
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Muhammed
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«Reply #641 on: August 20, 2008, 06:31:51 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 19, 2008, 06:43:41 PM
oh ..tum logone bachpan se hai shuru kiya tha kya ? ,,, mein to abhi lipstick se shuruath kiya hai  ...
Surooat bhi Ladkiyao Ki Chizo se...Pahele Lipstick baad me purse fir...Huh? Kahin ??
Lekin Tuze Maloom Hai Na bahot saaroi Chize adhi adhi Nahi Hoti
aur na hi maangi jaati hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #642 on: August 20, 2008, 09:22:58 PM »
Some men join army coz they are single
& they love WAR"

"Other's join army
coz they are married &
.
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.
.
.
they love PEACE" Winking
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angel4u
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«Reply #643 on: August 21, 2008, 02:22:54 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 20, 2008, 09:22:58 PM
Some men join army coz they are single
& they love WAR"

"Other's join army
coz they are married &
.
.
.
.
.
they love PEACE" Winking

achha aise hota hai???
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angel4u
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«Reply #644 on: August 21, 2008, 02:24:14 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 20, 2008, 05:49:26 AM
THANKS FOR THIS . WAISE MERA HELL ME HI JAANA TEH HAI KYA ???LOLZ

ab main to kya bol sakti hoon iske liye...
sab apne karmon ka fal hai bachha.. Laughing hard
tumne logonko blank calls dena shuru kar diya hia..... Laughing hard
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