My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 22, 2008, 03:20:13 AM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #675 on: August 24, 2008, 02:39:37 AM »
Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota,
Har rishte ka mukaam nahi hota,
Agar nibhane ki chahat ho Dil se,
To koi rishta Nakaam Nahi Hota...!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #676 on: August 24, 2008, 02:40:34 AM »
Only eyes speaks truth,neither d mirror nor d lips.Only d prson who luvs u can c d pain in ur eyes while evry1 else stil blievs in ur smile
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arsenmen
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«Reply #677 on: August 24, 2008, 02:41:04 AM »
Meri Zindagi Unki Panaho me Rahe
Zindgi Ki KHusiya Unki Baho me Rahe
Un K Labon Pe RaHe meri Muskurahate
Or Unke Ansu meri Nigaho me Rahe
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arsenmen
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«Reply #678 on: August 24, 2008, 02:01:45 PM »
Quote from: Kanta on August 22, 2008, 08:20:09 AM
tere pas koe bhai log jokes he
bhai log jokes boleto non-veg jokes? ??lol
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arsenmen
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«Reply #679 on: August 24, 2008, 02:36:10 PM »
Na muje kisi ka dil chaiye,
na kisi dard ki talash he,
mre phone ko jo apna samaj k
rchrge kra de
muje us dost ki talash he.

Dosti kroge ??
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arsenmen
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«Reply #680 on: August 24, 2008, 02:50:04 PM »
If sum1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at them-Gandhiji.But make sure u throw it with the pot b coz
Ye hai youngistan meri jaan.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #681 on: August 24, 2008, 02:52:04 PM »
Ladki & Ladke Ki
Ummid Me Kitna
Fark Hota Hai
Ladki
Apni Sari
Ummid 1 Hi Ladke
Se Rakhti Hai
&
Ladke
Sari Ladki
Se 1 hi umidd rakhte hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #682 on: August 24, 2008, 02:54:33 PM »
Dil k jakhm kisiko dika n sakoge
DilMe jo h bat kisiko bata n sakoge
Karoge jawaniMe galfrndPe kharche
Bhudhape tk udhari chuka na skoge
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arsenmen
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«Reply #683 on: August 24, 2008, 02:57:32 PM »
Mom:Kyu Rote Ho?

Son:Dad Ne Muje Kiss Nhi Di.

Mom:Tumne Tables Nhi Sunaye Hoge.

Son:Kaam Wali Ko Kaun Se Tables Aatey He?!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #684 on: August 24, 2008, 02:58:16 PM »
New EXam Pattern 4 India:

General/OBC students:Write ANY Answer

ST:Only Read The Questions

SC:Thanx 4 Cuming The EXam Hall
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arsenmen
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«Reply #685 on: August 24, 2008, 02:58:49 PM »
Sabse Lachar
"DOCTOR" Kaun He?

Ans: A Gaynec.
Do U Know Why??

Kyoki Jis Me Sari Duniya "MAZA" Dhundhati He
Usme Ye "PROBLEM" Dhundhata He!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #686 on: August 24, 2008, 03:01:54 PM »
Killer PJ:

Proffesor Asks:
What Is The Similarity Between A Pineapple Tree & A Chickoo Tree?

Sardar Said:


Both Don't Give Oranges...!
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syednaami
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«Reply #687 on: August 24, 2008, 07:24:37 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 24, 2008, 02:50:04 PM
If sum1 throws a stone at u,throw back flower at them-Gandhiji.But make sure u throw it with the pot b coz
Ye hai youngistan meri jaan.

It's not a good thing to put Great persons in the jokes.
Hope you take it positively.
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Roja
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«Reply #688 on: August 24, 2008, 07:34:26 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 24, 2008, 02:39:37 AM
Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota,
Har rishte ka mukaam nahi hota,
Agar nibhane ki chahat ho Dil se,
To koi rishta Nakaam Nahi Hota...!!

Sab ke sab bahut accha tha but yeh wala mujhe bahut
accha laga Arsenmen ji
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Roja
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«Reply #689 on: August 24, 2008, 07:37:12 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 24, 2008, 02:01:45 PM
bhai log jokes boleto non-veg jokes? ??lol

 DOH
I think Kanta sis ko Munna bhai jaisa jokes share karne ko keh rahi hai. Usual Smile
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