My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #645 on: August 21, 2008, 04:44:25 AM »

Kal kare so aaj kar
Aaj kareso ab..

Kal kare so aaj kar
Aaj kareso ab..

Abe...
Karta he rahega to dhoyega kab..!?


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #646 on: August 21, 2008, 04:46:40 AM »

Quote from: angel4u on August 21, 2008, 02:24:14 AM

tumne logonko blank calls dena shuru kar diya hia..... Laughing hard

kya blank calss ? kab diya tha ? parso hi tune call karke hoax b'day wishes kiye the na ...lolz


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #647 on: August 21, 2008, 04:52:31 AM »

behanji 1rupiya dedo

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary:why U gav him 1000 Rs.?

Malika:pehli bar kisine behen kaha hai!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #648 on: August 21, 2008, 04:53:08 AM »

Ek Sharabi Mar Raha Tha 2 Bhagwan Prakat Hue or bole- Koi Antim Iccha.
Sharabi-Prabhu,Agli Bar Chahe To 1 Kidni Dena Magar Leaver 2 Dena.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #649 on: August 21, 2008, 04:53:44 AM »

Hawa me udane wale Anda dete he
Jameen me rahne wale baccha
Kaun hai jo udta hawa me he aur bacha jameen par dete he?

Santa:
AIRHOSTESS


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #650 on: August 21, 2008, 04:54:10 AM »

Reliance Network waalo ki besharmi dekho-

Bade bade poster mein Ek ladki dikha kar likhte hain-

"LAGE RAHO RAAT BHAR SIRF "2" PAISE MEIN!"


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #651 on: August 21, 2008, 05:35:14 AM »

Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya..
Sadhu:Oh murkh,mein tuje shrap deta hoon..!
Sharabi:Ruko,me glass leke ata hoon!


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shivani(9899207979)

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #652 on: August 21, 2008, 09:23:33 AM »

Agr aap ko lugta hai
Ap handsome hoo
Smart ho
Charming ho
To..

Kutta pal lain
Sanp pal lain
Shair pal lain
Magur plz

Ghalat faehmi na palein
Shukriya


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syednaami

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #653 on: August 21, 2008, 02:39:42 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 19, 2008, 06:49:39 PM

haan tu hi ek surmaa hai idhar ....

Yep, that's a perfect truth. Thanks dude. Laughing hard


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #654 on: August 21, 2008, 06:25:51 PM »

Quote from: shivani(9899207979) on August 21, 2008, 09:23:33 AM

Agr aap ko lugta hai
Ap handsome hoo
Smart ho
Charming ho
To..

Kutta pal lain
Sanp pal lain
Shair pal lain
Magur plz

Ghalat faehmi na palein
Shukriya

mein toh bahut saare murge paal raha hun ... kkk


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #655 on: August 21, 2008, 06:27:04 PM »

Quote from: syednaami on August 21, 2008, 02:39:42 PM

Yep, that's a perfect truth. Thanks dude. Laughing hard

nice to be a illusionist .. keep it up


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arsenmen

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«Reply #656 on: August 21, 2008, 07:28:25 PM »

santa roj apni X-Girlfrnd k ghar k age poty kar ata.
X.G.Frnd-ye Q karte ho?

santa-Tume ye batane k liye k tere Bina mai
BHUKHA nhi mar raha.


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #657 on: August 22, 2008, 02:24:13 AM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 21, 2008, 04:46:40 AM

kya blank calss ? kab diya tha ? parso hi tune call karke hoax b'day wishes kiye the na ...lolz

arey parso aapne mereko call kiya tha par kuch bole nahi 2 min tak....


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Kanta

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«Reply #658 on: August 22, 2008, 02:50:09 AM »

tere pas koe bhai log jokes he


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shivani(9899207979)

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #659 on: August 22, 2008, 09:46:55 AM »

Usko chaha bhi toh iqraar na karna aaya,
Kat gayi umr, hamein pyar na karna aaya,
Usney maanga bhi agar kuch toh judaai maangi,
Aur ek hum thay ke inkaar na karna aaya