My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #615 on: August 18, 2008, 08:55:41 PM »
Apni Girl FRIEND ko aisa Gift do
Jo Adha vapas mil jaye

Guess?

Socho
socho
socho!

Chal zyada dimag mat laga

Its 'LiPsTiC'
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Muhammed
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«Reply #616 on: August 19, 2008, 12:21:48 PM »
Aur Apni Friend jo Girl Ho Use ??

oye Tu Hammesha adha adha kar lene k chakkar Me kyon rehta Hai...re

lagta hai bachpan ki aadat nahi gayee Teri vapis Maang ne ki
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syednaami
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«Reply #617 on: August 19, 2008, 04:05:46 PM »
Quote from: angel4u on August 11, 2008, 02:41:15 PM
ohhh.
itne saare shabd ghumte hai buddhi mein?
meri buddhi mein itne shabd aaye to buddhi ghum jaye Laughing hard
Buddhi gum hone ki zaroorat nahin padegi, budhhi uski jaati hai jiski pahle se hoti hai.  Laughing hard Laughing hard

Quote from: arsenmen on August 11, 2008, 05:29:25 AM
tareef adai k liye sukriya...kya karun main aisa hi hoon ...


Main aisa kyun hun. ??  Giggle Giggle
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Talat
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«Reply #618 on: August 19, 2008, 06:36:07 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 18, 2008, 07:18:45 PM
Bees tat hav honey in der mouth hav stings in their tails.
So b carful by d people who pretend 2b swet 2u.
Coz swetnes is in honey nt in d bee

Laakh ki baat kahi Applause Applause

Good job Arsenmen
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arsenmen
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«Reply #619 on: August 19, 2008, 06:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Muhammed on August 19, 2008, 12:21:48 PM
Aur Apni Friend jo Girl Ho Use ??


usko tu fair & lovely cream dede ..lambi umar ki dua mangegi ...kush ?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #620 on: August 19, 2008, 06:41:48 PM »
Quote from: Celmira on August 19, 2008, 06:36:07 PM
Laakh ki baat kahi Applause Applause

Good job Arsenmen

its not a job ...free service ..lol
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arsenmen
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«Reply #621 on: August 19, 2008, 06:43:41 PM »
Quote from: Muhammed on August 19, 2008, 12:21:48 PM

oye Tu Hammesha adha adha kar lene k chakkar Me kyon rehta Hai...re

lagta hai bachpan ki aadat nahi gayee Teri vapis Maang ne ki



oh ..tum logone bachpan se hai shuru kiya tha kya ? ,,, mein to abhi lipstick se shuruath kiya hai  ...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #622 on: August 19, 2008, 06:49:39 PM »
Quote from: syednaami on August 19, 2008, 04:05:46 PM
Buddhi gum hone ki zaroorat nahin padegi, budhhi uski jaati hai jiski pahle se hoti hai.  Laughing hard Laughing hard



Main aisa kyun hun. ??  Giggle Giggle

haan tu hi ek surmaa hai idhar ....
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arsenmen
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«Reply #623 on: August 19, 2008, 06:56:27 PM »
Beta:Papa apki love marriage hui thi na?
Bap:ji beta apko kaise pata?
Beta:wo apki shadi& meri date of birth mai sirf 6 mahine ka fark he isliye
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arsenmen
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«Reply #624 on: August 19, 2008, 06:58:08 PM »
Sochta hu

Daulat
Shohrat
Gadi Bangle
Duniya k aish-o-aram

Sab tyag kr
Sanyasi ban jau

Pr fir sochta hu


PHLE YE SAB mile to
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arsenmen
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«Reply #625 on: August 19, 2008, 06:58:41 PM »
Mom : Beta Icecream Khayega ?

Beta : Na

Mom : Laddu Khayega ?

Beta : Na

Mom : kela ?

Beta : Na

Mom : Baap pe gaya hai

Maar Hi khyega
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arsenmen
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«Reply #626 on: August 19, 2008, 07:03:48 PM »
Humne to umar gujar di tanhai me
Seh liye sitam unki judai me
Ab to yahi fariyad karte hein din raat
Koi aur na tadpe unki bewafai me
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arsenmen
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«Reply #627 on: August 19, 2008, 07:10:01 PM »
Teacher->Kabir ka koi Doha sunao!

Little marwadi boy-
"Kabir salo kamino,

Doha diyo banaye,

khud to salo khisak Gayo,

Manne diyo fassaye
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arsenmen
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«Reply #628 on: August 19, 2008, 07:17:09 PM »
** REAL Fact of Life**

when u Hate sum1..
even their Love wil irritate you..!




when u Love sum1, even their Hurtings wil b loveable...!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #629 on: August 19, 2008, 07:22:39 PM »
MAN-Tera Weight kitna hai?

SANTA-Chashme ke sath 75kgs.

MAN-Aur bina chashme ke?

SANTA-Wo muje dikhta hi nahi.. Usual Smile
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