My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 22, 2008, 03:20:13 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #705 on: August 25, 2008, 01:37:23 AM »

7 Ladkio k BAP ne paper me Ad di "Ladka paida karne ka tarika batao"
Bengali :BV ko Fish do
Haryanavi: MILK do

SANTA Bola:mujhe MOKA Do!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #706 on: August 25, 2008, 01:42:32 AM »

Suhaagraat Par Dulhe K Baap Ne Dulhan Ko
'Munh Dikhaai' K
1 Lakh Rupaye Diye!
To Dulhan Hairaan Ho Kar Boli:
"OH GOD, Kitne Aadmi Hain?!"


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #707 on: August 25, 2008, 01:44:30 AM »

Studant's Life

PC he
Net nahi

ATM he
Paise nahi

CELL he
Balance nahi

Frnd he
Best frnd nahi

EXAM he
Tension nahi

Padhna he
Mood nahi


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sayani kuri

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #708 on: August 25, 2008, 03:28:33 AM »

very nice jokes hehehehe


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Roja

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #709 on: August 25, 2008, 05:05:24 AM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 25, 2008, 01:24:07 AM

Wht is naari ?

Naari is shakti.

Wht is purush ?

Hummm .

Purush means .

Sahan shakti..


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Roja

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #710 on: August 25, 2008, 05:07:36 AM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 25, 2008, 01:16:53 AM

Teacher: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye..To Zaroor Poori Hoti Hai...!

Santa: Rehne Do Teacher..Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hote..

hahaha... waise sab jokes bahut accha hai


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #711 on: August 25, 2008, 11:51:22 PM »

thanks roja ....aur kuri ? kudi ? mmmm


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #712 on: August 26, 2008, 01:01:04 AM »

I Had Advised
RANI MUKHERJI To Use WHISPER
But...
She Didn't

THEN..!!

THEN WHAT.??

"LAGA CHUNRI MEIN DAAG"


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #713 on: August 26, 2008, 01:03:49 AM »

Ek Hijda Santa K Ghar
Bache Ki Badhai Dene Gya
Hay Hay...
Hum To 1100 Lenge 1100!
Santa> 2600 Le Lo!
Usme Mp3 Or FM Bhi He.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #714 on: August 26, 2008, 02:14:02 AM »

santa smoking in front of pop.
banta: yar tuje dar ni lagta apne papa k samne smoking karte hue.
santa:papa koi gas celender thodi h jo fatega


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«Reply #715 on: August 26, 2008, 02:14:37 AM »

Phul khilkar udas he..
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he..
Ek bar muskura do dost..
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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash he..!!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #716 on: August 26, 2008, 02:16:04 AM »

Santa: Me tere liye rishta le kar aaya hu.
Ladki B.COM hai!
Banta- 'Com' to jo marji ho.
Par Ladki GRADUATE honi chahiye!


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«Reply #717 on: August 26, 2008, 02:54:40 AM »

Apne Husun Ki AaG Me Jal Jane De MuJe

Apne Honto Ki MaYa Ko Pee Jane De MuJe

Mil Jai Meri Rooh Ko Mout ka Sakoon

Apne Jism Ki Qabar Me DaFan Ho Jane De MuJe


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #718 on: August 26, 2008, 02:55:56 AM »

Teri NAzAr ko FursAt nA miLi SAchAi ki,

WarnA MerA MArz itnA LA iLaAj nA thA,

HuM Ne wAhAn bhi MohAbbAt ki,

Jis ShehAr mAin MOhAbbAt kA RiwAAj nA thA.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #719 on: August 26, 2008, 03:00:19 AM »

Hum uski khushi ki dua mangty rhy,

Bay had or bay pana mangty rhy,

Aj wo khush hy ksi or k sath,

ab smjh aya hum “KHUDA”se apny liye hi saza mangty rhy.