My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #765 on: August 29, 2008, 07:04:44 PM »
Wedding nite pe dulha room me ghuste hue bola:
prabhu mujhe taqat or guidence do.
wife:
taqat hi maang,
guide to me kar dungi.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #766 on: August 29, 2008, 07:05:21 PM »
Why did Ram Gopal Varma Made "PHOONK"




















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Usk i Pichli "AAG" ko bhujane k liye
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«Reply #767 on: August 29, 2008, 07:27:07 PM »
Santa: Yaar tu itna bada
ho gaya aur abhi tak
dadhi-mooch nahi aayi?

Banta: Yaar main apni
Maa par gaya hu
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«Reply #768 on: August 29, 2008, 07:27:42 PM »
If d EXam Cums Tough,
Jus cloz ur eyes
4 a Moment,take deep breath n Say-

"Dis is Very Interesting Subject,i wan 2 study it 1 More year
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«Reply #769 on: August 29, 2008, 07:28:52 PM »
Tu apne dil ka don hai,

Tu mere liye karood ka loan hai,

kamine kitni ladkiyon ke saath firta hai,

ye to bata,meri bhabhi kaun hai..?
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«Reply #770 on: August 30, 2008, 07:31:16 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 22, 2008, 06:18:47 PM
meine call nahi kiya tha ..shayad mere kisi dost ne try kiya rahega ..number angel bolke save hai na ... call kiya hota toh baat karne me kya hai ...lol

OHHHH...
to samne se koi bola hi nahi, main kya karti...
mujhe laga tumhe masti sujhi hia...
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«Reply #771 on: August 30, 2008, 07:31:44 AM »
As usual ekdam mast jhakkas collection hai...................

Friends so quickly come and sometimes go,
but if a friendship is true,
it will always continue to grow...
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«Reply #772 on: August 30, 2008, 07:32:10 AM »
Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
par maine usko jala diya agarbatti samajhkar...
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«Reply #773 on: August 30, 2008, 07:32:49 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 29, 2008, 07:27:42 PM
If d EXam Cums Tough,
Jus cloz ur eyes
4 a Moment,take deep breath n Say-

"Dis is Very Interesting Subject,i wan 2 study it 1 More year

good good..
aapne kitne saal aankhein band ki thi???
tabhi aajkal class mein aate nahi ho. Laughing hard
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«Reply #774 on: August 30, 2008, 07:34:05 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on August 27, 2008, 06:39:02 PM
[Funny Saying]

The Easiest Way To Make Your Old Car Run Better, Is To Check The Prices Of New Car.

hehehe Laughing hard
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«Reply #775 on: August 30, 2008, 12:29:17 PM »
Quote from: angel4u on August 30, 2008, 07:31:16 AM
OHHHH...
to samne se koi bola hi nahi, main kya karti...
mujhe laga tumhe masti sujhi hia...



lol..jee nahi ..isse pehle meine aapko ring kiya hai ya aisa kuch disturb kiya itne saalo me... wo ek dost ne curiously ring kiya tha kaun hai jaan neko...nothin else
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«Reply #776 on: August 30, 2008, 12:31:44 PM »
Tufani barish me rat ko dukan par Santa Pizza lene aya.
Dukandar:Ap ShadiShuda he?
Santa:Is Tufan me kya meri Maa muje pizza lene bhejegi
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«Reply #777 on: August 30, 2008, 12:32:57 PM »
define "GUTS"..??







its wen ur boyfrnd catches u in theatre with another boy & u say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!" ;-)
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«Reply #778 on: August 30, 2008, 12:34:55 PM »
Santa was Reding a blank paper
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
S: Meri Grlfrd Ka Love Leter
B: Magar Ye To Khali Hai?
S: Aaj-kal Hum Baat Nahi Karte.
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«Reply #779 on: August 30, 2008, 12:36:55 PM »
Aapko Kya HarzH
Aapka V Banta Kuch FarzH
Aapka Naam Hamare Record Book Me DarzH
Are Ab ToReply Karo
AapkeUpar Bahutse Sms Ka KarzH
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