My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #825 on: September 03, 2008, 12:30:36 AM »
Have U ever arranged d letters 'MOTHER IN LAW'

it would come as 'WOMAN HITLER'
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angel4u
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«Reply #826 on: September 03, 2008, 04:33:47 AM »
Quote from: Kanta on September 02, 2008, 04:39:32 PM
angel ek dam mast he

kyon... :D
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angel4u
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«Reply #827 on: September 03, 2008, 04:35:30 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on September 02, 2008, 06:45:46 PM
lolzz... wo time jaagte rahenge na... hum toh ullu hai ..nishaachari  ..raath ko jaag k tehelne wale ..wo time pe call kar sakti ho ..abhi 21 ko b aapko wish karne ka hai .. aapke gift k baare me sochenge ...kk

oho aapko yaad hai abhitak... Laughing hard
achha abhi tak sirf soch hi rahe ho, kab tak sochneka kaarya khatam karoge, aur kab tak bhejoge, ye 21st september 2008 tak kar lena thik hai Laughing hard
arey yaar birthday wale din to acheh achhe log nishaachari ban jaate hai tum to phri bhi arsenmen ho Laughing hard
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arsenmen
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«Reply #828 on: September 03, 2008, 07:40:45 PM »
snta-ladki fasani ati
he
Banta-nhi
Snta-1 kagz ka jahaz
bana,use class me uda
Jab Mam puche to ladki
ka nam laga de
BAS FAS GAI LADKI
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arsenmen
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«Reply #829 on: September 03, 2008, 09:33:05 PM »
Kaash ladkian papita bechti hoti to ladkon ko bohut faida hota
puchho to

woh kaise?

Ldka ldki se kehta

Hello madam

-

-

PAPPI TA DO
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arsenmen
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«Reply #830 on: September 03, 2008, 10:29:23 PM »
Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya

Ja k nadi me kood
gaya.

Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi
sahenge

ek ghar me do
do
nahi rahenge
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arsenmen
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«Reply #831 on: September 03, 2008, 10:30:37 PM »
Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar
bola:
Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge.
Ladka: Saale, Padh To Main 3 saal
Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab
Hounga
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arsenmen
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«Reply #832 on: September 03, 2008, 10:31:02 PM »
Nepali ko chirag mila, jin nikla bola 3 wish mango!
Np:
1.Ek Bara bangla
2.Ush men khoob daulatmnd aadmi
3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana
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arsenmen
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«Reply #833 on: September 03, 2008, 10:32:54 PM »
Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karna pada
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arsenmen
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«Reply #834 on: September 03, 2008, 10:34:02 PM »
Ek kabooter ne santa ke upar potty kardi.
Santa- abe oye chaddi nahin paheni kya?
Kabootar- tu chaddi pahen k karta hai kya:-)
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arsenmen
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«Reply #835 on: September 03, 2008, 10:38:50 PM »
Ek bar terrosist ne budiya ke pas bomb rakh diya. Loog chillaye- "Budiya bomb hai!
Woh sharmakar boli woh to me jawani me thi
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arsenmen
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«Reply #836 on: September 03, 2008, 10:42:02 PM »
Parents to a college watchman:
Is this college good?
Watchman:Probably the best coz
I did my graduation here & got immediate placement!!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #837 on: September 03, 2008, 10:42:23 PM »
Wife:Kya kr rahe ho?
Man:Makhiya maarrha hu
Wife:Kitni mari?
Man:3male & 2female
Wife:Kese malum?
Man:3 daru se chipki thi or 2phone se
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angel4u
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«Reply #838 on: September 04, 2008, 02:59:20 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on September 03, 2008, 10:38:50 PM
Ek bar terrosist ne budiya ke pas bomb rakh diya. Loog chillaye- "Budiya bomb hai!
Woh sharmakar boli woh to me jawani me thi

oh god........
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angel4u
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«Reply #839 on: September 04, 2008, 02:59:47 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on September 03, 2008, 10:42:23 PM
Wife:Kya kr rahe ho?
Man:Makhiya maarrha hu
Wife:Kitni mari?
Man:3male & 2female
Wife:Kese malum?
Man:3 daru se chipki thi or 2phone se

Laughing hard
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