My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #840 on: September 06, 2008, 09:48:23 AM »
Zra Smbhal K Chalna,
Bhari Chiz Nhi Uthana,
Khana Thik Khana,
Apna Khayal Rakhna..
Kyonki ? ?
9 va Mhina Chal Rha Hai..
Happy Septmber
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arsenmen
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«Reply #841 on: September 06, 2008, 10:06:14 AM »
Police Pappu ke Ghar Aayi Talaashi Lene..

"khabar Hai ke Apke Ghar Me visphotak saman rakha Hai"



Pappu-Sir,

Wo abhi Maike Gayi Hui Hai!
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«Reply #842 on: September 06, 2008, 10:14:22 AM »
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:




"Everything"
& the book is titled:





"What Women Want"
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arsenmen
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«Reply #843 on: September 06, 2008, 10:15:27 AM »
SANTA:Beta tere result ka kya hua?
Beta:Papa,Is class me 1sal aur lagega
SANTA-Koi bat nhi beta
2sal lage ya3,fail mat hona
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«Reply #844 on: September 06, 2008, 10:17:21 AM »
Jyotshi ladke Ka Hath Dekhkar bola:
Beta Tum Bahut Padoge
SANTA:Sale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Pas Kab Hunga
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«Reply #845 on: September 06, 2008, 10:19:46 AM »
Behind every
successful MaN
There is a WOMAN...
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so, Dont Try n waste Time To Gain SUCCESS
just find a Woman
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«Reply #846 on: September 06, 2008, 10:20:32 AM »
Interviewer:Wats d relation btwn Earth n Moon?
Sardar:Brother-Sister
Interviewer:How
Sar:V call Earth
Dharti Maata n
Moon Chanda Mama.!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #847 on: September 06, 2008, 10:23:34 AM »
A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime


Ok


Ok



Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rhi Hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #848 on: September 06, 2008, 10:30:16 AM »
LADY-Mere Lips Me Brown Infction Ho Gaya He.
DOC.-Kiss Kitni Bar Leti Ho?
LADY-Saal Me 1 Bar.
Doc-Oh, Jung Lag Gaya He
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«Reply #849 on: September 06, 2008, 10:30:55 AM »
Tufani barish me rat ko dukan par Santa Pizza lene aya.
Dukandar: Ap ShadiShuda he?
Santa:Is Tufan me kya meri Maa muje pizza lene bhejegi
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Talat
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«Reply #850 on: September 06, 2008, 10:38:44 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on September 06, 2008, 10:30:55 AM
Tufani barish me rat ko dukan par Santa Pizza lene aya.
Dukandar: Ap ShadiShuda he?
Santa:Is Tufan me kya meri Maa muje pizza lene bhejegi

Laughing hard Laughing hard
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angel4u
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«Reply #851 on: September 07, 2008, 04:40:20 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on September 06, 2008, 10:14:22 AM
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:




"Everything"
& the book is titled:





"What Women Want"

Oh aisa nahi hota hia...
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angel4u
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«Reply #852 on: September 07, 2008, 04:40:43 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on September 06, 2008, 10:19:46 AM
Behind every
successful MaN
There is a WOMAN...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
so, Dont Try n waste Time To Gain SUCCESS
just find a Woman

Laughing hard
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arsenmen
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«Reply #853 on: September 08, 2008, 01:57:53 PM »
Real Fact Of d Millenium. "Whnevr u Throw a Stone In The Streets Of Chennai or Bangalore,It'll Surely Hit..A Dog or N ENGINEER." happy9
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arsenmen
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«Reply #854 on: September 08, 2008, 02:26:53 PM »
Teacher:
Water ka formula batao..?

Student:
H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O

Teacher:
Ye kya hai?

Student:
Sir ye Delhi ka pani hai..!!
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