My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #780 on: August 30, 2008, 12:39:19 PM »

Man: Sir my wife is missing..

Postman:BHAI ye post office hai polic statioN jao.

Man: Sorry sir khusi k mare kuch samajh hee nahi raha


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #781 on: August 30, 2008, 12:42:20 PM »

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?

"Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #782 on: August 30, 2008, 12:43:37 PM »

Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de...

Dusri kiran hasi de...

Teesri tandurasti...

Chouthi kamyabi...

Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #783 on: August 30, 2008, 12:46:35 PM »

Wife: I think our daughter fell in love with some 1

Husband: How do u know?

Wife: Coz she is not asking Pocket Money...!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #784 on: August 30, 2008, 01:46:27 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 30, 2008, 12:29:17 PM

lol..jee nahi ..isse pehle meine aapko ring kiya hai ya aisa kuch disturb kiya itne saalo me... wo ek dost ne curiously ring kiya tha kaun hai jaan neko...nothin else

arey baba koi gal nahi,
tum kar sakte ho, maine kab roka hia tumhe phone karne se.... Usual Smile

tabhi main sochun, aaj suraj uncle kidhar se aa gaye subah subah jo aapne phone kar diya... Laughing hard


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #785 on: August 30, 2008, 01:46:59 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on August 30, 2008, 12:46:35 PM

Wife: I think our daughter fell in love with some 1

Husband: How do u know?

Wife: Coz she is not asking Pocket Money...!

hehehehheheh...


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #786 on: August 30, 2008, 06:37:00 PM »

Quote from: angel4u on August 30, 2008, 01:46:27 PM

arey baba koi gal nahi,
tum kar sakte ho, maine kab roka hia tumhe phone karne se.... Usual Smile

tabhi main sochun, aaj suraj uncle kidhar se aa gaye subah subah jo aapne phone kar diya... Laughing hard

karenge karenge ..sahi time dek ke karenge ..lol.. abhi ramzan hai na kuch dino me ... stree morcha se thoda door rehna padega ..lolz...waise aapka woh expression gazab ka tha ..jab aapne fake birthday wish kiya tha ,,, subah subah ..lolz


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #787 on: August 30, 2008, 07:06:41 PM »

Ek Sacha Dil Sub Ke Paas Hota He,
Fir Kyo Nahi Sab Pe Vishvas Hota He,
Insaan Chahe Kitna Hi Aam Ho,
Wo Kisi Na Kisi K Liye Zarur Khas Hota He.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #788 on: August 30, 2008, 07:37:23 PM »

Ye duniya badi Zaalim hai yaar
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abe ullu ke pathe,
Rehnde do Button dabane se
NAHI SUDHREGI


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #789 on: August 30, 2008, 08:21:31 PM »

Santa University K
Sandas Me Gya,
Jb Andar Jakar Seat Pe Betha
To Samne Diwar Pe Likha Tha...
"ABEY ITNA ZOR STUDY PE DETA TO MERIT ME AATA"


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #790 on: August 30, 2008, 08:22:55 PM »

ASALI HERO KAUN?
Jo Chemist shop Me Jaake,
Sabhi Brand K Condom Nikalne K Baad,
Ek Select Kre,
Aur Chemist Se puche,
TRIAL ROOM KIDHAR HAI?!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #791 on: August 30, 2008, 08:24:59 PM »

Truth of life!
Wat is STATUS?

"Spending money which we dont have,
to buy things which we dont need,
2 impress people whom we dont know


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #792 on: August 31, 2008, 04:19:28 AM »

Man went 2 RED LIGHT AREA.
DALAL ne prostitute k naam Cars k naam pe rakhey the.
DALAL- Kaun si chahiye?
Corolla 7000,
Skoda 6000,
Honda 5000,
Ford 4000,
Baleno 2000,
maruti 1000,
TATA NENO 200 ?
Man ordred NENO &
was shocked to see a HIJADA.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #793 on: August 31, 2008, 04:20:50 AM »

Request ki limit isse zyada kya hogi?

Jab kisi ladki ka zabardasti rape ho raha ho aur wo ladki roti hui bole k

"plz condom to laga lo...


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #794 on: August 31, 2008, 04:22:06 AM »

? Mohabbat kya hai...? Ek dhoka hai. isme har ek insaan rota hai, Kya mila kisiko mohabbat karke, Jisne nahi kiya woh bhi kisiki daastan sun ke rota hai