My NeW SmS ArEnA -Panna 51:SMS , mobile & JOKES

arsenmen

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«Reply #750 on: August 27, 2008, 05:55:05 AM »

Wife: Ye ladkiyo ko dekhna bandh karo tumhari sadi ho gayi he.

Husband: Matlab ye ki me dieting pe rahu to menu card dekhna bhi chhod du.


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Roja

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #751 on: August 27, 2008, 05:58:44 AM »

When u look at me*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.I feel I m fine*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.

When u call me*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.I feel I am good*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.

When u ask me*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.I feel I am intelligent*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.

When u see me*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.I feel I am beautiful*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.

When u give me smile*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.I feel I am happy*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.

When u touch me*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.O feel I am alive*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.

When u talk with me*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.I feel I am someone Special*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.

& Finally When u r not with me*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸. I feel I am NOTHING*`•.¸.?? ??*`•.¸.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #752 on: August 27, 2008, 06:36:44 PM »

1 Couple Hotel Gaye. Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya.
Wife:Kaun Thi Wo?
Hu:Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo. Me Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu K Usko Kya Bataunga


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #753 on: August 27, 2008, 06:38:22 PM »

Quote from: Roja on August 27, 2008, 05:58:44 AM

you sure ? lol... i don think its a girly feeling


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #754 on: August 27, 2008, 06:39:02 PM »

[Funny Saying]

The Easiest Way To Make Your Old Car Run Better, Is To Check The Prices Of New Car.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #755 on: August 27, 2008, 06:39:54 PM »

Son-Papa Tusi Raat Nu Darde Ho
Father-Nai
Son-Darde Ho
Father-Nai
Son-Ta Pher Tusi Raat Nu Mummi Di Rajai Wich Ja K Kambde Kyu Ho??Bolo


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #756 on: August 27, 2008, 06:42:16 PM »

banta: Sabhi Insano Ka Blood Group Kyu Hota He?

santa: Taki Machhar Ek Hi Tarah Ka Khun P K Kahi Bor Na Ho Jaye.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #757 on: August 27, 2008, 06:52:06 PM »

Light d FAg Wid d HeAt of d Heart,
My Blossom is on Fire!

Zyada MAt socho ye..

"Beedi JAlAyi Le JigAr Se Piya" Ka English Version he..!


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Pooja

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #758 on: August 27, 2008, 06:55:32 PM »

Nice sharing Roja and Arsenmen


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #759 on: August 27, 2008, 08:17:33 PM »

cute onliner :Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference, has never been in bed with a mosquito.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #760 on: August 29, 2008, 06:49:17 PM »

Hume pata nhi dil ki manzil kahan he,
Humto unke peeche chalte rahenge,
safar khatam kar denge wahi par,
Jahan tak unke kadam le chalenge


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #761 on: August 29, 2008, 06:51:36 PM »

Muskurao Aap To Kali Khil Jaye,
Lo Angdayi To Dil Machal Jaye,
Itni Dilkash Hai Aapki Adaa,
Ladki To Kya Budhiya Bhi Aap Par Fida Ho Jaye.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #762 on: August 29, 2008, 06:52:47 PM »

Mohabat 1Se Ho To Bholapan

2Se Ho To Apnapan

3Se Ho To Dewanapan

4Se Ho To Pagalpan

Phir Bi Counting Na Ruke To

Kaminapan


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #763 on: August 29, 2008, 06:59:43 PM »

Patient to Doc:Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr:Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #764 on: August 29, 2008, 07:03:03 PM »

Suna he..
Aapki ek Muskurahat pe Log marte he..

Jara Time Nikal k Aana....

Mujhe bhi ek Bande Ko Marvana He


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