My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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Kanta

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«Reply #690 on: August 24, 2008, 03:51:37 PM »

han roja esa mumbaya type ka ho


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #691 on: August 24, 2008, 06:58:17 PM »

Quote from: Roja on August 24, 2008, 02:07:12 PM

I think Kanta sis ko Munna bhai jaisa jokes share karne ko keh rahi hai.

malum hai re... bas aise hi khufiyapanthi kar raha tha ..


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #692 on: August 24, 2008, 07:37:03 PM »

Doctor :Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahr,
2 rat ko,
3 din tuk lena
SANTA:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach nai Hai


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sayani kuri

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #693 on: August 24, 2008, 07:43:05 PM »

hahahaha nice jokes


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #694 on: August 24, 2008, 07:46:53 PM »

Teacher: Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye..To Zaroor Poori Hoti Hai...!

Santa: Rehne Do Teacher..Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hote..


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #695 on: August 24, 2008, 07:47:24 PM »

Quote from: sayani kuri on August 24, 2008, 07:43:05 PM

hahahaha nice jokes

THANKS YAAR


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #696 on: August 24, 2008, 07:48:42 PM »

Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahi ke hum ek ko kitne saal tak karte hai."

"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek sal me Kitno Se Karte Hain...


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #697 on: August 24, 2008, 07:50:38 PM »

SANTA-Mere papa ke paas cycle se lekar aeropane tak hai
BANTA-Acha tmhare papa bahut bade oficer hai!
SANTA-Are nai unki Khilone ki Dukan hai


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #698 on: August 24, 2008, 07:53:19 PM »

Sdr-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Fnd-Fir Tune kya kiya?
Sdr-Maine unse kha salo 1-1 karke Aao.
Fnd-Phir?
Sdr-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke peeta.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #699 on: August 24, 2008, 07:54:07 PM »

Wht is naari ?

Naari is shakti.

Wht is purush ?

Hummm .

Purush means .

Sahan shakti..


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #700 on: August 24, 2008, 07:55:35 PM »

Thukrakr usne mujhe muskurane ko kaha,
main has diya sawal uski khusi ka tha,
maine vo khoya jo kabhi mera natha,
usne vo khoya josirf uska tha


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #701 on: August 24, 2008, 07:56:16 PM »

difference between talent and intelligence:

talent is- walking on tight rope above Niagra falls...

intelligence is- not trying that...


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #702 on: August 24, 2008, 07:59:02 PM »

ULTIMATE PJ :

Ek Ladki Khadi thi, Na toh SMS kr rahi thi Na Call kar rahi thi, Phir bhi Uska Balance Jaa raha tha.
Kaise??

Ek Pair Par Khadi thi na!!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #703 on: August 24, 2008, 08:00:14 PM »

Pappu meets his dady in
"red light area".
pappu: papa aap yahan?
father:bas beta ab 50-100 rupey k liye teri maa k nakhre nahi sahe jaate..


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #704 on: August 24, 2008, 08:05:10 PM »

Callgirl bimar ho gai.

Doctor: yeh lo davai aur tumhe araam ki sakht jarurat hai, is liye 3 din bistar se duur raho...!


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