My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #855 on: September 08, 2008, 02:28:56 PM »
Santa Translation:
1.Me AAm Admi nAhi ho-im Nt a MAngo MAn
2.Muje b English Ati h-Eng comes to me Also
3.Do Aur do ChAr-Give And Give Four.
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shivani(9899207979)
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«Reply #856 on: September 09, 2008, 08:53:41 AM »
MERE DOST ZINDGI KABHI KISI AUR KI AMANAT NAHI HOTI,
CHAH HO DIL ME JINE KI TO,ZINDGI JANNAT SE KAM NAHI HOTI..
JO KHUD JITE HAI AUR AURO KO BHI JINE DETE HAI,
MAUT KYA CHHUYE UNHE,ZINDGI KHUD NAHI CHHORTI....
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arsenmen
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«Reply #857 on: September 09, 2008, 01:43:36 PM »
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje fansi di jayegi
Sardar:HA HA HA!
Police:Kyo has rahe ho?
Sardar:Me to subah 8 baje uthta hu!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #858 on: September 09, 2008, 01:48:17 PM »

Aye dost baandh le kafan mein botal.
Qabar mein baith k peeya karenge.
In ladkiyon se bewafai mili,

Ab bhootniyon se panga liya karnge
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arsenmen
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«Reply #859 on: September 09, 2008, 02:02:21 PM »
height of confidence:


"I am not scared of Proposing a Girl."


but i am scared about....


"What would happen if she agrees?"
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arsenmen
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«Reply #860 on: September 10, 2008, 12:55:45 AM »
Preeto-Raat Ko Aap Pike Gutter Me Gir Gaye The
Banta-Kya Batavu Sab Galat Sangat Ka Asar He
Hum 4 Dost
1 Bottle
Aur Wo Tino Kambakt Pite Nhi
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arsenmen
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«Reply #861 on: September 10, 2008, 12:58:01 AM »



aaj ka  pj:


Santa Gana Ga Rha Tha-
"Aaj Main Upar
Aasma Niche"
To Abdul Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara,
Bolo Kyun?




Kyu Ki Aasma Abdul Ki biwi ka nam tha!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #862 on: September 10, 2008, 12:58:41 AM »
Real fact of the Millenium:-

Whenever u throw
a stone in the streets of
Chennai or Bangalore,
It'll surely hit...

a Dog
or
an ENGINEER..!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #863 on: September 10, 2008, 01:03:22 AM »
jeeto: kyu ji, Jab bhi me aapke paas
aati hu to aap Chasma pehente ho.?


santa: Doctor ne kaha hai jab SAR
DARD aaye to Chasma pehen lena
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arsenmen
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«Reply #864 on: September 10, 2008, 01:12:26 AM »
Waqt kehta h main phir na aaunga,
teri aankho ko ab na rulaunga,
jeena h to is pal ko jee le,
kyu ki kal tk tere lie main ruk na paunga.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #865 on: September 10, 2008, 01:14:25 AM »
God: Mango vats!

Santa:meri shadi karina se kara do!

god:wo 1 lac ki sadi pahenti parvadega

santa:koi upay

god:mallika chalegi
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arsenmen
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«Reply #866 on: September 10, 2008, 01:15:37 AM »
Teacher: A ke baad kya aata hai?



Santa thinks hard & then says:

























































Kya bolti tu happy9
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arsenmen
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«Reply #867 on: September 10, 2008, 02:44:28 PM »
Santa saw a man stealing a Purse

Theif: "There is 1000 rs in the Purse. We can take 50-50"

Santa: OK..OK what about the remaining 900!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #868 on: September 10, 2008, 02:49:33 PM »

True bravery is 2 arrive home
fully drunk
a late night out
&& mom waiting with a jhaadu & u ask: " hey mom , abhi tak safai kar rahi ho !
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angel4u
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«Reply #869 on: September 11, 2008, 02:27:03 AM »
badhiya collection as usual...
kahan ho???
kho gaye ho kya...........................................

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