My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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angel4u

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«Reply #915 on: September 14, 2008, 10:54:41 AM »

presentse yaad ayatumne mereko present ni bheja...
arey meramatlab tha gtalk pe b ate nahi
ramzanke side efect mujeh to nahi hote,
tumhe hote hai kya? Huh?


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #916 on: September 17, 2008, 10:59:43 AM »

santa give DICTATION test to d students
Last bench students said tht they couldn't hear anything.
santa replied:ok i'll WRITE it on Board!!!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #917 on: September 17, 2008, 11:02:41 AM »

Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Hello, TAJ Hotel?
1 Pizza
1 Biriyani
1 Rasmalai bhej do.
TAJ:Kiske Naam se bheju

Bhikari:ALLAH KE NAAM PE


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #918 on: September 17, 2008, 11:05:20 AM »

school me 1Bachha ChaKu liye ghum raha tha!
Sir ne puchha ChaKu liye kyu ghum rahe ho?

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Bachha-Gareeb Hu Sir REVOLVER kaha se launga


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #919 on: September 17, 2008, 11:05:57 AM »

Hmra Unse Sda Muskurne KaWada Hai
Kh N PayeFir B PyarUnse BhutZyada Hai
JanteH Wo Mhsus Krte H Hmara Drd
FirB UnseSre Dard Chupane Ka Irada Hai


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #920 on: September 17, 2008, 11:08:48 AM »

Santa Public Toilet
Gaya
OR 1Hour Bad Nikla
Bahar Betha Jamadar
Bola-20 Rs Sriman
Santa-Sriman,
Me Bathroom Me Betha Tha
CYBER CAFE Me Nahi!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #921 on: September 17, 2008, 11:11:21 AM »

Man-Wo Ladki Kitni Sundar He
Santa-Muje Uska Naam Pata He
M-Kya Naam He
S-Wo BANK Me Kaam Karti He
Uske Counter Pe Naam Likha Tha
CHALUKHATA


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #922 on: September 17, 2008, 11:12:03 AM »

Preeto-Raat Ko Aap Pike Gutter Me Gir Gaye The
Banta-Kya Batavu Sab Galat Sangat Ka Asar He
Hum 4 Dost
1 Bottle
Aur Wo Tino Kambakt Pite Nhi


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #923 on: September 17, 2008, 11:14:21 AM »

We r born in diff place
Grown in diff place
We've diff taste & life style
But stil v r conected wid a
1miraculos feelin known as

GAANDMASTI


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #924 on: September 17, 2008, 11:15:52 AM »

today' p.j

In Wich Movie Rani Mukherji has Done a Role of Biscuit?

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Mangal Pandey!

Coz She Sang:
Tumhari Adao pe Me MARIE MARIE!


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #925 on: September 17, 2008, 01:53:32 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on September 17, 2008, 11:15:52 AM

today' p.j

In Wich Movie Rani Mukherji has Done a Role of Biscuit?

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Mangal Pandey!

Coz She Sang:
Tumhari Adao pe Me MARIE MARIE!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #926 on: September 17, 2008, 06:22:38 PM »

1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres

Chala Kar Dekhi

Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami "Azad"

Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay...


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #927 on: September 17, 2008, 06:22:54 PM »

Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K

Ye Insan Aurat Hai Ya Mard?


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #928 on: September 17, 2008, 06:24:00 PM »

Banta :Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?

santa :G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!

Banta: "Lekin Ye Kese Mumkin Hai?"

santa:"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #929 on: September 17, 2008, 06:32:17 PM »

Rajanikant is remaking TITANIC vth some changes.In d end HE doesnt die but swims across the ocean wth heroine in 1 hand and

TITANIC on d other hand!.