My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #945 on: September 25, 2008, 02:50:34 AM »

nepali national anthem :

Nepali:Suno jor se duniya walo,
chahe jitne mahel banalo,
Uske age gate lagalo,
Uske age honge hum NEPALI....
OOOOOSHABJI


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #946 on: September 25, 2008, 02:51:35 AM »

Ladki Agar apni Marzi Se De De To PYAAR
Agar Dost Dilwaye To UPHAR
Ghar Wale Dilwaye To SANSKAR
Aur Hum Apne Aap Le Le to BAL_ATK_AAR


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #947 on: September 25, 2008, 02:52:43 AM »

(Sardar's 60th b'day)
Guest:Y is dis Bulb in place of candles?

Sardar: Its dificult 2 put 60 candles on cake. So i put dis 60 wats bulb!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #948 on: September 25, 2008, 02:54:55 AM »

girl-main tere liye sab kuch chod dugi
boy-maa baap
g-yes
b-bahi behan
g-yes
b-frnds
g-yes
b-star +
g-muh sambhal kar baat ker kute.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #949 on: September 25, 2008, 02:56:22 AM »

Machhar Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Me Kata!

Admi-Tum To Raat Ko Kat Te Hona?

Machhar-Ghar Ki Halat Kharab He,
So Over Time Kar Raha Hu!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #950 on: September 25, 2008, 02:58:44 AM »

Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I'm Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!


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«Reply #951 on: September 25, 2008, 02:59:16 AM »

Dr-Apke Husband Ko Aram Ki Jarurt He
Ye Lo Nind Ki Goliya
Wife-Me Unhe Roj Kitni Goli Du?
Dr-Inhe Aap Hi Khana
Unhe Aram Apne Aap Mil Jayega


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #952 on: September 25, 2008, 03:01:01 AM »

Killer PJ:

Aisi Kon Si Baat He,
Jo RAVAN Akele Kar Sakta He,
Par RAM Nahi???!

Socho...

Socho...

Socho socho

GROUP DISCUSSION!!!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #953 on: September 26, 2008, 01:51:35 AM »

Income Tax Oficer Hus Rha Tha
Clerk-Kya Hua
Off-Mallika Sherawat Ka Return He
Clerk-To?
Off-Kapde Pahnti Nhi
Aur Laundry Bill
1 Lac Btaya He


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #954 on: September 26, 2008, 01:56:16 AM »

Marvadi donates blood to sheik,sheik gifts him a mercedes car.
marvadi donates again..this time sheik gives chocklate box

WHY???

??

NOW its marvadi bloods in him


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #955 on: September 26, 2008, 02:00:48 AM »

TRUE FACT:

Few things cant be understood like our heart..we think it beats inside us.
but it really beats for someone who is inside it...


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #956 on: September 26, 2008, 02:05:38 AM »

Utho dosto aur desh ka
kuch bhala karo...
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accha aap hai kya?
sorry yaar
aap toh wapas so jao
usi me desh ka bhala hai...


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #957 on: September 26, 2008, 02:09:53 AM »

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oh sorry beech me ek
SUPERSTAR aa gaya

ab edit karke side actor ka naam math dalna