My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1005 on: October 06, 2008, 09:32:51 AM »
santa k Ghar Uske Sasural Wale aaye
BV ne kaha jao mehmano k liye kuch Le kar aao

santa bahar Gya or TAXI lekar aa Gya
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angel4u
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«Reply #1006 on: October 06, 2008, 04:41:48 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 06, 2008, 09:32:51 AM
santa k Ghar Uske Sasural Wale aaye
BV ne kaha jao mehmano k liye kuch Le kar aao

santa bahar Gya or TAXI lekar aa Gya

Laughing hard tum bhi aisa karte ho na. sachi batana...
waise ab tak mujhe gift nahi mila hia, kitna belated gift doge?

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arsenmen
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«Reply #1007 on: October 06, 2008, 05:56:38 PM »
Agar Koi Puche TumSe
Haal Chaal Kaise Hai?
Kaisi Guzar Rahi He?
Bs Itna Keh Dena
Suno
Zindagi Me Gam Hai,
Gham Me Maza Hai
Or Me MAZE ME HU!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1008 on: October 06, 2008, 05:57:41 PM »
[PJ]
Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha
?






















King George








how ??














coin ke dono side rehta hai.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1009 on: October 06, 2008, 06:00:05 PM »
When U Cry.. no1 c ur Tears,

U r Woried.. no1 c ur Pain,

Lekin Kisi din "DATE" pe chle jao..

Saale Sare RISHTEDAR Dekh lete Hain.. Usual Smile
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honeyrose
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«Reply #1010 on: October 06, 2008, 06:01:59 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 06, 2008, 05:56:38 PM
Agar Koi Puche TumSe
Haal Chaal Kaise Hai?
Kaisi Guzar Rahi He?
Bs Itna Keh Dena
Suno
Zindagi Me Gam Hai,
Gham Me Maza Hai
Or Me MAZE ME HU!

Hmm tik kaha aapne.. Thumbs UP
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1011 on: October 06, 2008, 06:09:04 PM »
I Can Prove That

1=2

How!

Let x=y,

2x-x = 2y-y

2x-2y = x-y

2(x-y) = x-y

2=1 Hence Proved!

Saara Maths ka Itihaas Hila kar rakh Dala!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1012 on: October 06, 2008, 06:10:37 PM »
Quote from: honeyrose on October 06, 2008, 06:01:59 PM
Hmm tik kaha aapne.. Thumbs UP
..kyun aap b maze mein ho kya..lol
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1013 on: October 06, 2008, 06:12:11 PM »
Santa:Among my4 sons,3 r engineers

Frnd:4th?

S: Useles.dnt stdy,becam a barber

F:Y dnt u throw him out

S: coz he's the 1 only who earns!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1014 on: October 06, 2008, 06:13:53 PM »
Santa-Station Jane K Kitne Paise?
Autowala-10Rs
Santa-2Rs Me Chalega?
Autowala-2Rs Me Kaun Leke Jayega?!
Santa-Piche Beth Me Leke Jata H
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honeyrose
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«Reply #1015 on: October 06, 2008, 06:16:05 PM »







Quote from: arsenmen on October 06, 2008, 06:13:53 PM
Santa-Station Jane K Kitne Paise?
Autowala-10Rs
Santa-2Rs Me Chalega?
Autowala-2Rs Me Kaun Leke Jayega?!
Santa-Piche Beth Me Leke Jata H

 Laughing hard Laughing hard





Quote from: arsenmen on October 06, 2008, 06:10:37 PM
..kyun aap b maze mein ho kya..lol

Hmm waise am busy mood aaj.. DOH Giggle
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angel4u
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«Reply #1016 on: October 07, 2008, 02:21:01 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 06, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
When U Cry.. no1 c ur Tears,

U r Woried.. no1 c ur Pain,

Lekin Kisi din "DATE" pe chle jao..

Saale Sare RISHTEDAR Dekh lete Hain.. Usual Smile

sachi  baat hai sad5
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1017 on: October 07, 2008, 06:25:02 PM »
Quote from: angel4u on October 07, 2008, 02:21:01 PM
sachi  baat hai sad5
lagta hai bahut baar pakdi gayi ho ...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1018 on: October 07, 2008, 07:36:32 PM »
PYAR=Dukho ka bazar
PREMI=Dukho ka khridar
PREMIKA=Dukho ki dukandar
MATA-PITA=Beech ki diwar
BEHAN=Salahkar
BHAI=Peetne ko hamesa taiyr
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honeyrose
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«Reply #1019 on: October 07, 2008, 07:38:37 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 06, 2008, 09:32:51 AM
santa k Ghar Uske Sasural Wale aaye
BV ne kaha jao mehmano k liye kuch Le kar aao

santa bahar Gya or TAXI lekar aa Gya

 Giggle
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