My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #990 on: October 05, 2008, 06:38:12 PM »

3 best jokes of college life

1-Dont disturb,i hav 2 study

2-No class,lets go 2 d libray.

& d biggest one

3-(from last bench.),i hav a doubt...


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honeyrose

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #991 on: October 05, 2008, 06:40:26 PM »

Very nice collection of jokes and sms arsenmen ... Applause


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #992 on: October 05, 2008, 06:41:29 PM »

Chalta Tha Kbi Hath Mera Tham Ke JisPr
Krta Hai Bht Yad Wo Rasta Use Kehna
Umid Wo Rakhe Na Kisi AurSe
Hr Shakhs Mohabbat Nhi Krta Use Kehna


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #993 on: October 05, 2008, 06:42:59 PM »

Research K Mutabik
Larkia Larko Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hy

Kyn k

100 Me Se 10
Larkia Naturaly Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi

Apni Mehnat Se


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #994 on: October 05, 2008, 06:44:04 PM »

Quote from: honeyrose on October 05, 2008, 06:40:26 PM

Very nice collection of jokes and sms arsenmen ... Applause

oh sorry ..meine aapka avatar nahi deka tha .. lol ..waise kaha k honey ho ..north ki ya south ki ,,


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #995 on: October 05, 2008, 06:44:58 PM »

Height of Surprise:

When wife tells her husband these words on her first night:

"Plz don't use Cond0m, I'm allergic to it...!!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #996 on: October 05, 2008, 06:45:27 PM »

Engg. student:"Yaar dhoka ho gaya".
Dost:"kya hua?"
Engg. student:"maine ghar se books ke liye paise mangwaye the, unhone books hi bhej diye


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #997 on: October 05, 2008, 06:46:50 PM »

Apna purse kholo
or usme se 1000 ka note nikalo
Gandhiji ka photo dekh kar bolo
"Happy birthday bapu"
wo note le kar mujhe milo, birthday celebrete karenge K.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #998 on: October 05, 2008, 06:48:27 PM »

Stunning fact;
We all spend so much money for buying different cloths without realising that the best moments of life are enjoyed without cloths.!


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honeyrose

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #999 on: October 05, 2008, 06:48:55 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on October 05, 2008, 06:46:50 PM

Apna purse kholo
or usme se 1000 ka note nikalo
Gandhiji ka photo dekh kar bolo
"Happy birthday bapu"
wo note le kar mujhe milo, birthday celebrete karenge K.

Yeh achcha idea hai arsenmen ... tongue3


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1000 on: October 05, 2008, 06:52:59 PM »

Whu makes u to walk on ur difficult path of life?

Mom/Dad?
-No!

Husband/Wife?
-No!

Friends?
-No!

It's our CHAPPAL

"Think hatke"


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1001 on: October 05, 2008, 06:56:01 PM »

Agar Aap

Chate Ho

K agle

Dafa

29 Roze

Hon Or

Eid

Jaldi
Ho

Jaye

To

Apne

Hath

Uthayen Or

Allah
Se

Mere

Nazar
Aane

Ki
Dua

Karen


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1002 on: October 05, 2008, 07:08:49 PM »

Santa-I am a proud father, My son is in medical college.

Banta-Whats he studying?

Santa-He's not studying, they are studying him...


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1003 on: October 05, 2008, 08:19:10 PM »

Ganguly Ne Natwest Series Jeet K Shirt Utari,

Dhoni Ne T20 Cup Jeet K Shirt Utari,

Kambaqt,Yeh Sania Mirza Kab Wimbledon Jitegi ?!!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #1004 on: October 05, 2008, 08:21:56 PM »

Sania Mirza Started Playing
At The Age Of 6..

After That..

Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except The Size Of Her SKIRT..!!


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