My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1020 on: October 07, 2008, 07:39:24 PM »
Teacher: Tum school kyu aate ho?
SANTA: Vidhya k liye sir.
Teacher: Phir tum so kyu rahe ho?
SANTA: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye
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«Reply #1021 on: October 07, 2008, 07:43:19 PM »
Quote from: honeyrose on October 07, 2008, 07:38:37 PM
Giggle
aap kyun bacchon ki tarah has rahi hai ?
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«Reply #1022 on: October 07, 2008, 07:47:46 PM »
Ek bar santa bina jali beedi pee raha tha,banta ne pucha yaar beedi se dhuan Q nahi aa raha he
santa bola-kar di na paglon wali baat,

Ye CNG beedi he.
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«Reply #1023 on: October 07, 2008, 07:59:23 PM »
When asked "What is Love?"
A girl aged 4 gave this Cute reply:
"Love is when your puppy licks ur face even after u left him alone all day"
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«Reply #1024 on: October 07, 2008, 08:00:55 PM »
naya youngstan funda:

 Kaam ko kabhi bhi kal par mat talo

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woh parso bhi ho sakta hai.....! "
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«Reply #1025 on: October 07, 2008, 08:08:17 PM »
2 birds were sitin in a tree..

A hunter came,shoot a bird.2nd bird fly away
do u know why??



Saala POLICE k chakkr me kaun padega!
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«Reply #1026 on: October 07, 2008, 08:21:30 PM »
Teacher:Acha insan wo hi hai wo dusro k kaam aye
johny:Par madam, exam mein na aap humare kaam aati hai aur na hi kisi aur ko aane deti hai
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«Reply #1027 on: October 08, 2008, 02:13:13 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 07, 2008, 06:25:02 PM
lagta hai bahut baar pakdi gayi ho ...

na na, main kyon? koi hona bhi to chaiye jiske saath pakdi jaun sad5
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«Reply #1028 on: October 08, 2008, 02:13:37 AM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 07, 2008, 08:21:30 PM
Teacher:Acha insan wo hi hai wo dusro k kaam aye
johny:Par madam, exam mein na aap humare kaam aati hai aur na hi kisi aur ko aane deti hai

Very true Laughing hard
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«Reply #1029 on: October 08, 2008, 06:32:30 AM »
Quote from: angel4u on October 08, 2008, 02:13:13 AM
na na, main kyon? koi hona bhi to chaiye jiske saath pakdi jaun sad5
toh fir tune aise kyun bola .. sach hai ... bina experience k ...waise yeh date boleto kya hai huzi ... lol
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«Reply #1030 on: October 08, 2008, 06:47:53 AM »
SANTA wisky de ke wife se bola
Le pee isko
Wife peekar: Shee!
Kitni kadvi hai.
SANTA: Aur tu kya Sochti hai k mai roz
aish karta hun....
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«Reply #1031 on: October 08, 2008, 06:53:28 AM »
Teacher:BIJLI kahan se aati hai?
Student MAMA ke ghar se.
T:Wo kaise?
Studnt:bijli jaane par papa kehte hai SAALO ne phir bijli kaat di?
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«Reply #1032 on: October 08, 2008, 07:11:49 AM »
A Boy prayed:
Oh God, giv me a bag
full of money, a job,
1big vehicle &many
girls!
GOD: Ur wish is
fulfilled & he became

A BUS CONDUCTOR:-)
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«Reply #1033 on: October 08, 2008, 07:14:41 AM »
Y does d BAA of Kyunki
Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu
thi never die?






coz gods never die..
Cnfusd! Scroll down.,
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BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO
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«Reply #1034 on: October 08, 2008, 02:07:55 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 08, 2008, 06:32:30 AM
toh fir tune aise kyun bola .. sach hai ... bina experience k ...waise yeh date boleto kya hai huzi ... lol

tumhe kaafi experience lagta hai na.... mujhe pata hitha, tumahre personal experience ko share kiya hia tumne Laughing hard

date matlab??? mereko kya pata Puzzled !
main to sirf 2 dates ko janti hoon. ek taarikh wali date, aur dusri khajur wali date Laughing hard
tum 3rd jaante ho?
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