Naya Salesman

by immi on October 29, 2004, 03:04:59 PM
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"Sorry, agar kisi ne already post ki ho to."


Company ne ek naya salesman hire kiya. Sale badhne lagi-din dugni, raat
chauguni. Malik ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom par
aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bech raha tha.Woh door
khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne
fishing-rod bech di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-. Yeh
kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes
pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,customer ne
sport shoes bhi kharid liye. Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein
baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap
bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna
padega, kuchch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi
kharid liye. Ladka bola machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? Yeh ek Rs.100/-
ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid li. Ab total bill bana
Rs.2000/- ka. Malik bahut khush hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to
kamal ke salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa . . . aur tumane
usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good. Ladka bola, woh aadmi to
"Carefree Sanitary Pack" khridane ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par
kya karega, " Jaa Machli Pakad "
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Tosha
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«Reply #1 on: October 30, 2004, 08:14:50 AM »
khoob..
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Neelam
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«Reply #2 on: October 31, 2004, 10:22:32 AM »
good
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Neelam
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«Reply #3 on: October 31, 2004, 10:22:52 AM »
good
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immi
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«Reply #4 on: November 01, 2004, 03:47:27 PM »
Thnx, Tosha & Neelam
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