Old man & Young Man..................

by arsenmen on December 09, 2007, 07:08:35 AM
Pages: [1]
Print
Author  (Read 1179 times)
arsenmen
Guest
Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?



Old Man: Certainly not.



Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if

you tell me the time?



Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the



time.



Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?



Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will



definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will



ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.



Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will



ask my name and address.



Young Man: Quite possible.



Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were



just passing by and came into wish me.



Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea.



After my courteous approach you will try to come



again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has



made it.?



Young Man: Possible



Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has



and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty



daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.



Young Man: Smiles. 



Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter



again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and
a



date with you.



Young Man: Smiles



Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start



waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in



love with her and propose her for marriage.



Young Man: Smiles



Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me



about your love and ask for my permission.



Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles



Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my



daughter to a person like you who does not even own a

watch.
Logged
Similar Poetry and Posts (Note: Find replies to above post after the related posts and poetry)
Staying Young... by Friend_4uall in Chit - Chat & General Discussion « 1 2 3  All »
how to stay young by main_aisa_hi_hoon in SMS , mobile & JOKES
How to stay YOUNG ;) by Suhas in General Stories
Tum young ho, nadaan ho, ambitious ho by chahat in Miscellaneous Shayri
Young Love by gentlewar in English
Azeem Azaad
WeCare
Mashhur Shayar
***

Rau: 14
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Waqt Bitaya:
65 days, 5 hours and 12 minutes.
Humko Abtak Aashiqi Ka Wo Zamaana Yaad Hai,.

Posts: 19899
Member Since: Feb 2006


View Profile
«Reply #1 on: January 26, 2008, 10:45:18 AM »
Waah Dear,.
Kamaal Ki Posting Ki Hai,.
Logged
Talat
Guest
«Reply #2 on: February 27, 2008, 07:12:32 PM »
Really funny
Logged
Pages: [1]
Print
Jump to:  


Get Yoindia Updates in Email.

Enter your email address:

Ask any question to expert on eTI community..
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
March 29, 2024, 03:47:45 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Recent Replies
by ASIF
[March 24, 2024, 04:34:54 AM]

by ASIF
[March 24, 2024, 04:30:44 AM]

by ASIF
[March 24, 2024, 04:26:39 AM]

by ASIF
[March 23, 2024, 08:50:46 AM]

[March 21, 2024, 08:02:59 PM]

[March 21, 2024, 07:59:38 PM]

[March 17, 2024, 02:01:29 PM]

[March 16, 2024, 03:26:05 PM]

[March 16, 2024, 03:25:04 PM]

[March 16, 2024, 03:21:26 PM]
Yoindia Shayariadab Copyright © MGCyber Group All Rights Reserved
Terms of Use| Privacy Policy Powered by PHP MySQL SMF© Simple Machines LLC
Page created in 0.19 seconds with 26 queries.
[x] Join now community of 8502 Real Poets and poetry admirer