Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #1725 on: July 04, 2005, 09:03:45 PM »

Pyar me aankhe zuban hoti hai sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana suna hai dard se pyar jawan hota hai aapke dil mein kya hai bata dijiye yu khamosh rehkar na satiye


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«Reply #1726 on: July 04, 2005, 09:04:10 PM »

Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga, Angreji sharab chakhne laga, Baap ne kabhi PAGER nahi dekha, aur beta MOBILE rakhne laga!!!


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«Reply #1727 on: July 04, 2005, 09:04:39 PM »

The greatest enemy of man is alcohol, but the bible tells us to love thy enemy so go ahead and enjoy your drink! masti me jine do, 2 peg pine do, jio aur jine do


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«Reply #1728 on: July 04, 2005, 09:05:47 PM »

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.


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«Reply #1729 on: July 04, 2005, 09:06:04 PM »

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.


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«Reply #1730 on: July 04, 2005, 09:06:21 PM »

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"


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«Reply #1731 on: July 04, 2005, 09:06:39 PM »

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.


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«Reply #1732 on: July 04, 2005, 09:07:07 PM »

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.


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«Reply #1733 on: July 04, 2005, 09:07:36 PM »

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"


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«Reply #1734 on: July 04, 2005, 09:08:10 PM »

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!


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«Reply #1735 on: July 04, 2005, 09:08:29 PM »

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision !


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«Reply #1736 on: July 04, 2005, 09:09:05 PM »

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.


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«Reply #1737 on: July 04, 2005, 09:09:43 PM »

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !


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«Reply #1738 on: July 04, 2005, 09:10:01 PM »

1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


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«Reply #1739 on: July 04, 2005, 09:10:31 PM »

I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !