Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #1770 on: July 04, 2005, 09:37:10 PM »

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding


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«Reply #1771 on: July 04, 2005, 09:37:27 PM »

Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?


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«Reply #1772 on: July 04, 2005, 09:38:26 PM »

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.


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«Reply #1773 on: July 04, 2005, 09:38:50 PM »

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!


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«Reply #1774 on: July 04, 2005, 09:39:16 PM »

Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....


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«Reply #1775 on: July 04, 2005, 09:39:44 PM »

Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....


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«Reply #1776 on: July 04, 2005, 09:40:18 PM »

Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !


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«Reply #1777 on: July 04, 2005, 09:40:44 PM »

Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U jus make my day. I love U NESCAFE


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«Reply #1778 on: July 04, 2005, 09:41:03 PM »

The night is dark,the moon is high,i stop my car,u ask why? I come close 2 U, U feel shy, i tell u those 3 words..........Oh God ! Puncture !


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«Reply #1779 on: July 04, 2005, 09:41:27 PM »

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....


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«Reply #1780 on: July 04, 2005, 09:41:58 PM »

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!


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«Reply #1781 on: July 04, 2005, 09:42:16 PM »

Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !


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«Reply #1782 on: July 04, 2005, 09:42:34 PM »

Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum BIHARI hain...!


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«Reply #1783 on: July 04, 2005, 09:42:58 PM »

God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !


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«Reply #1784 on: July 04, 2005, 09:43:37 PM »

5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in touch.