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«Reply #1890 on: July 05, 2005, 01:06:27 PM » |
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Jab taitanic dub raha tha to sardar ne ek american se puchha: Yahan ye jameen kitni dur hai?
American: kareeb 2 mile.
sardar: wah main bahut accha tairak hoon. aur sardar kud gaya
Sardar ne phir puchha jamin kis side hai
jawab mila niche ki aur
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«Reply #1891 on: July 05, 2005, 01:08:05 PM » |
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Sardar ne 2 lakh rupaye laga kar byussiness khola use bahut ghata hua.
Pata hai usne kya bussiness khola.
Usne punjab mein sallon ki dukan kholi thi
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«Reply #1892 on: July 05, 2005, 01:10:54 PM » |
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ek din santa singh nashe mein ek pair futpath par aur ek pair sadak par rakhta hua ja raha tha.
tabhi thanedar ne use danda mara aur bola "Kyon be kitni pee rakhi hai"
Santa: yaad dilane ke liye shukriya mybaap main to samjha tha kii main langda ho gaya
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«Reply #1893 on: July 05, 2005, 01:13:18 PM » |
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banta ji plateform par khade the tabhi train aane ki announcement hui aur wo railway track par kud gaye unhe dekh kar ek aadmi chillaya : sardar ji kya kar rahe ho mar jaaoge,
banta: abe mareega to tu abhi mic par bola hai kii train plateform par aa rahi hai
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«Reply #1894 on: July 05, 2005, 01:15:33 PM » |
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EK KHABAR
Do sito wala viman kabristan mein gir gaya hai aur sthaniye sardaro ne ab tak 500 shav baramad kiye hain baaki ke liye khudaio jaari hai
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«Reply #1895 on: July 05, 2005, 01:16:53 PM » |
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ek sardar ji apne pariwar ke saath ek party mein gaye aur unhone apne dost se apne pariwar ka parichay kuch is tarah karaya:
Main sardar ye meri sardarni ye mera kid aur ye meri kidni
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«Reply #1896 on: July 05, 2005, 01:18:29 PM » |
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Ek hotal mein baithe kuch log is baat par bahas kar rahe the kii pahle murgi aaya ya anda, tabhi ek sardar aaya aur bola:
Are yaar pahle jiska order doge wo hi aayega
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«Reply #1897 on: July 05, 2005, 01:21:17 PM » |
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baarish mein do sardar bhigte hue ja rahe the
Pahla : yaar baarish ho rahi hai chhata khol le
Dusra:
koi fayda nahi ismein ched hi ched hai
Pahla: to ise laya kyon tha
Dusra: Are mujhe kya pata tha kii baarish hone lagegi
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«Reply #1898 on: July 05, 2005, 01:23:58 PM » |
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do sardar gana ga rahe the ek sidha khada hokar dusra ulta kahda hokar ek aadmi ne puchha :
bhai tum sir ke bal khade hokar gana kyon ga rahe ho
wo bola are ye B side hai
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«Reply #1899 on: July 05, 2005, 01:26:04 PM » |
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Santa:- Kya tum bina khana khaye jinda rah sakte ho?
Banta:- haan
Santa:- kaise?
Banta:-
nashta karke
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«Reply #1900 on: July 05, 2005, 01:28:00 PM » |
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banta santa se:- tum kahan the itne din se
santa:- main shramdan karne gaya tha
banta :- wo kaise?
santa:- darasal mujhe 6 month ka sahshram karawas mila tha
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«Reply #1901 on: July 05, 2005, 01:29:41 PM » |
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santa singh apni biwi se:
tumhe pata hai jitni der mein main ek saans leta hoon is sunia mein ek naya baccha paida hota hai.
biwi:-
haay ram tum apni ye aadat chod kyon nahi dete waise hi desh ki aabadi itni badi hui hai
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«Reply #1902 on: July 05, 2005, 01:31:54 PM » |
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...too gud Rohit........................ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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«Reply #1903 on: July 05, 2005, 08:37:51 PM » |
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With Atomic and Meteoric Regards,
My Volcanic Impulse Trembles Everytime
I Greet A Person With A Magnitude of Character
and Charm
Like You
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«Reply #1904 on: July 05, 2005, 08:43:09 PM » |
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Little did we know when we first became friends
that our relationship would grow to be this strong.
Its nice to know that life sometimes brings up unexpected
sweetness in da form of a friend just like u...
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on eTI community..
