Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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rohit30002

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«Reply #1920 on: July 07, 2005, 07:58:29 PM »

Raabert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajeet: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par Humor ban ke sab ko hasayega


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«Reply #1921 on: July 07, 2005, 08:02:04 PM »

Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona do..darrling's typing.
Ajeet: Raabert, Mona ke dono haath kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyon boss?
Ajeet Typing to aati nahi kam se kam shorthand to sikh jaayegi


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«Reply #1922 on: July 07, 2005, 08:34:35 PM »

Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Chechpoint mein atak jaayenge


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«Reply #1923 on: July 07, 2005, 08:37:42 PM »

Scene: Ajeet spots one of his enemies..
Ajeet: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne khada hai wo hamara mehmaan hai uske dusre haath mein bhi ghadi pahna do phir wo do ghadi ka mehmaan ho jayega


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«Reply #1924 on: July 07, 2005, 08:40:58 PM »

Raabert: aur boss iska kya karen?
Ajeet: Ise hamlet poison khilado....sochta rahega, To be or not to be !


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«Reply #1925 on: July 07, 2005, 08:43:43 PM »

Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajeet: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, Saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa jayegi


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«Reply #1926 on: July 07, 2005, 08:56:04 PM »

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaun mujhe to headek ho raha hai.
Ajeet: Abe tera head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna padega hi


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«Reply #1927 on: July 07, 2005, 08:58:07 PM »

Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajeet: "Raabert, Ise social security pe daal do. Saale ko Society jeene nahi degi aur security ise marne nahi degi


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«Reply #1928 on: July 07, 2005, 09:00:42 PM »

Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Coss".......
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachchon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter..........
Raabert: boss or dusre ka?
Ajeet: Repeater


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qqplus

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«Reply #1929 on: July 08, 2005, 03:55:09 AM »

salman,
oye itne sare SMS kahaan se late hai aap janaab?
i am amazed ! and they are all very cool. Ive found a treasure in this site.
hhahaha
thanks to all.

AJO.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1930 on: July 08, 2005, 08:51:46 AM »

Quote from: "qqplus"

salman,
oye itne sare SMS kahaan se late hai aap janaab?
i am amazed ! and they are all very cool. Ive found a treasure in this site.
hhahaha
thanks to all.

AJO.

arey qqplus G aap hamein bol rahe hain kya ye
agar humein ho to hum salman nahin salma hai
aur ye sare sms humare mob ke collection hai
jo hum yahan pe post karte hain aur kuch nahin
agar woh salman-cum-salma hum he hain jo aapne tarif kiya to
aap ka bhaut bahut shukriya he he..!!!


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«Reply #1931 on: July 08, 2005, 08:54:57 AM »

In life , God doesnit give u ppl u wnat . Instead he gives u ppl u need. To teach u,
2 hurt u , 2 luv u & 2 make u exactly de way he wants u 2 be "The Best"


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«Reply #1932 on: July 08, 2005, 08:57:17 AM »

New punishmen for lovers -

pyaar k liye kaala pani,
ishq k liye faansi,
mohabbat k liye umarqaid,
tum mat daro
flirt ko to 1 lakh ka inaam hai ..


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«Reply #1933 on: July 08, 2005, 12:15:44 PM »

Dil Se Bolu
Ek Baat Mein
Sachi.

Hum Tum
Ek Dal
Ke Panchi.

Dosti Hamari
Ye Hogi
Na Kachi.

Teri Photo
Se To Meri
Negative Achi.


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«Reply #1934 on: July 08, 2005, 12:26:22 PM »

e-dost teri dosti ke liye duniya chod denge hum,
teri traf aaye tufan ko mod denge hum,
lekin tune jo saath choda ,
kasam se teri haddiyan tod denge hum