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If u find a frnd better Dan me, go ahead,i wnt stop u but whn he leaves u,luk behind i'll b there,ready to slap u n ask "HO GAYI TASSALI"

Be simple and humble like a grass. Even if somebody steps on it,it never gets hurted. It never hurts others too. When a wild storm attacks,all the big trees get uprooted. But the simple grass survives. Be noble and humble like that grass. Simple but strong.

There is always a 'DRIVE SLOW' board near schools.


But not near women's college.


why?



Bcoz VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GO SLOW THERE....

Mana ki pyar ka pahla akshar adura hota hai,
us aade aksharko nikalado to yaar rahe jata hai, aur zindagi me aap jaise yaar ho to
zindagi se b pyar ho jata hai.

GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....

mmmmmmmm.waise kaisa haal  hai aapka

A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course
lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife
sliced her shot right through the large front window of the
biggest house along the course. They walked up, knocked on the
door and heard a voice say, "Come on in."

When they opened the door, they saw glass everywhere and a
broken bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch said, "Are
you the people who broke my window?"

The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off,
"Actually, I want to thank you, I'm a genie who was trapped in
that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I'm allowed to
grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is give each of you
one wish, and I'll keep last one for myself."

"Fantastic!" said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year
for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie, "it's
the least I can do."

"I want a house in every country in the world," said the wife.
"Consider it done," said the genie, "and now for my wish.
Because I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex in a
really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked over at his wife and said, "Well, we did get
a lot of money and all those houses...If you don't mind honey, I
don't either." The wife agreed.

The genie took her upstairs and ravished her for 3 hours. After
he was through, the genie looked at the wife and asked, "How old
is you husband, anyway?"

"Twenty-five," said the wife.

"And he still believes in genies?"(n/m)

R-Roza rako.
A-Amal ache karo.
M-Masjid ko jao.
Z-Zakat bato.
A-Allah se daro.
N-Namaz pado