Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #3285 on: October 23, 2005, 03:35:13 PM »

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.


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«Reply #3286 on: October 23, 2005, 03:36:34 PM »

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp .....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER..............


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3287 on: October 23, 2005, 06:14:48 PM »

Sari umar ankho mein ik sapna yad raha,
sadian beet gayi jisme vo lamha yad raha,
na jane kya bat the unme,sari mehfil bhul gayi hamein,
bas vahi chehra yad raha.


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«Reply #3288 on: October 23, 2005, 06:26:25 PM »

One thing
I like about u.

ki aap har kaam
dil laga ke karte ho.

U know why?

Kyunki.?

dimag ka option to apke pass hai hi nahi..


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«Reply #3289 on: October 23, 2005, 06:31:27 PM »

Things will change 4rm college 2 office,4rm books 2 files,4rm jeans 2 formals,4rm pocket-money 2 salary...
Wat will not change is FRNDS & let it not change..!!


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«Reply #3290 on: October 23, 2005, 06:33:14 PM »

Sajte dil me tarane bahut hai,
zindagi jeene k bahane bahut hai,
aap sada muskurate rahiye,
apki muskurahat k diwane bahut hain...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3291 on: October 23, 2005, 06:34:45 PM »

SANIA started playing at the age of 6. But unfortunately or fortunately every thing changed in her life..., except..

her skirt....!!:-


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«Reply #3292 on: October 23, 2005, 06:35:29 PM »

PATTER GIR SAKTE HAI PAR PAHAD NAHI ,
SURAJ DUB SAKTA HAI PAR AASMAN NAHI, DHARTI SOOKH SAKTI HAI PAR DARIYA NAHI DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTHI PAR SIRF TUM NAHI..........


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«Reply #3293 on: October 23, 2005, 06:36:23 PM »

Life is like cotton,
dnt make it heavier by sinking it in SORROW of WATER,
but make it lighter by letting it blow in the JOY of AIR.. Gudmorning


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«Reply #3294 on: October 23, 2005, 06:36:56 PM »

Nazre' milte hi DIL lagaya nahi jata,
har milne wale ko apna banaya' nahi jata.
Aur jo DIL me bas' jaaye ek bar,
unhen zindagi bhar bhulaya nahi jata'.


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«Reply #3295 on: October 23, 2005, 06:37:56 PM »

Which was the biggest sex change operation done in India?
Answer:
Victoria terMinus becaMe chhatrapati shivaji terMinus...*


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«Reply #3296 on: October 23, 2005, 06:39:04 PM »

Bahut khoobsurat ho tum,
khud ko duniya ki nazron se bachaya karo,
sirf ankhon mein kajal kaafi nai hai,
gale mein nimbu aur hari mirch bhi latkaya karo


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«Reply #3297 on: October 23, 2005, 06:42:10 PM »

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