Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3345 on: October 26, 2005, 01:35:13 AM »
Don't take Beer,it may make you Fear;
Don't take Whisky,it's little Risky;
Don't take Rum,it makes you Dumb;
don't Have Gin,it's a sin..J
ust dope it gives hope..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3346 on: October 26, 2005, 01:36:21 AM »
Girl friends r Like a

       Net virus:


They enter ur Life,


Scan ur pockets,

Edit ur mind,


Download problems,


& Delete ur happiness!!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3347 on: October 26, 2005, 01:40:15 AM »
IN a museum sardarji breaks a statue. Administrator: "That's a 500 year old statue you've broken."Sardarji: "Thank God! I thought it was new........
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3348 on: October 26, 2005, 01:42:43 AM »
Success is like your own shadow...
if u try to catch it u will never succeed..
ignore it and walk in ur own way.It will follow u!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3349 on: October 26, 2005, 01:43:30 AM »
Birds +Sky=
Lovely Day.
Forest+animal
Nature'gift.
Star+night=
Romantic night
U+u'r smile=HAI RABBA TUSI BHI NA BUS DARA HI DETE HO.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3350 on: October 26, 2005, 01:45:32 AM »
IM BORN 4 FREINDSHIP...SO THIS IS MY FAV SMS SO FAR...



In a battle camp ,
a soldier prepares 2 go bring his wounded fren back from the field.His captain says"No use.Ur fren wil b dead mostly".But the soldier still goes and brings back his fren. Seein the dead body,the captain says"I told u its not worth it.He s dead".
The soldier replies "No sir it was really worth it.When i got 2 him,my fren saw me,smiled and said "MAN I KNEW U ll COME"  . . . "   thats friendship!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3351 on: October 26, 2005, 01:47:35 AM »
I jus met sum1 in coffee bar



really gud lukin



Dead smart



So Delightful


More lik a celebrity



I walkd nearer



DAMN.!


These
SAINT GOBAIN
mirorrs!
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bybh
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«Reply #3352 on: October 26, 2005, 04:30:56 AM »
Kewl ones shareef...
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Tarzan Bacha
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«Reply #3353 on: October 26, 2005, 08:25:58 AM »
salma n arsenmen plz updat eid greeting sms plz plz
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3354 on: October 26, 2005, 09:15:48 AM »
ok will try....
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3355 on: October 26, 2005, 09:17:53 AM »
A warm good morning larger than the sea !
wider than what eyes can see !
soft like the silk should be !
and sweeter than honey of the bee !
have a fruitfull day.
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3356 on: October 26, 2005, 09:19:09 AM »
'log kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,
magar woh log yeh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut nahi ".
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3357 on: October 26, 2005, 09:20:42 AM »
marwari apne bacho se bola-jo raat ko khana nahi khayega,
ue 5 rs dunga. bache 5-5 rs le kar so gaye.
subah bola-jo 5 rs dega use hi khana milega...
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3358 on: October 26, 2005, 09:22:10 AM »
24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month
but
1 sweet person like you makes the life sweet...
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3359 on: October 26, 2005, 09:24:01 AM »
mukesh said to anil ambani,
"I want to kiss ur wife"
Anil replied,ok but 40 paise/min.
tina shouted, "don't cheat him, Reliance 2 Reliance is free."
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