I am going to post some SMSs that were sent to me
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I have the "I". I have the "L". I have the "O". I have the "V". I have the "E"... so pls can I have "U"?
I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say I love u
Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart! If u pick U, u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!
Main bhi tere liye
TAJ MAHAL
banaaunga..
Main bhi tere liye TAJ MAHAL banaaunga...
1 cup Subah aur 1 cup Shaam ko Pilaaunga..!!
Royengi Aankhen, Muskurane k baad!
Aayegi Raat, din Dhaal Jane k baad!
Oh jaane wale Zara Mudke to Dekh,
Shayad Ye Zindagi Na Rahe Tere Jaane k baad
U Fraud U Cheat U Idiot U Monkey I Nasty creature..
No matter what people call you.. You'll always be my friend forever..!!
I have already told Santa Claus what I want for Xmas: A GOOD FRIEND,
So if a big fat man comes and tries to wrap you up, please co-operate
Lady Drinking COKE, Machar falls in.Lady Takes it Out. MACHAR says MAA ! Lady Asks: why did u call me mAA?..
MACHAR says: Main Teri Coke se Nikla hoon
Aakash ke Taron mai khoya hai Jahan Saara
lagta hai pyaara ek ek taara
Un taron mai sabse pyaara hai ek Sitara
jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara
Kuch log Subah Karte hain
Kuch log Shaam mai karte hain
kuch log Sone mai karte hain
Kuch log sari sari Raat karte hain
tab jake Hota
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Unka
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Mobile CHARGE
Machar ne Appko Kata wo uska Junoon tha
apne Khujlaya wo apka sakoon tha
ap cha kar bhi Usse mar na sake
kyunki uski ragon mai apka khoon Tha..!
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega
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on eTI community..
