Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 11:58:32 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #3465 on: November 09, 2005, 11:23:01 PM »

2day is world underwear day. Send it 2 9 people who DnT wear underwears as i hav sent 2 u. Dnt neglect coz u mite win a underwear as the 1st prize. . . . happy9


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«Reply #3466 on: November 09, 2005, 11:30:26 PM »

5
reasons
Y i
like U,
1:
U r
never
boring
2:
U know
how 2 bring
smile on my face
3:
U r
always
on my side
4:
u
r
perfect
5:
U r always
fooled by me,
like now.


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«Reply #3467 on: November 09, 2005, 11:42:34 PM »

10
mssgs
4 u

1
H!

2
Hll

3
I mss U

4
Hw r U?

5
Hp Ur fn

6
Kp smlng

7
Tk cr

8
Gd lss U

9
hppy

10
Sorry Wrong Number


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3468 on: November 09, 2005, 11:44:42 PM »

If u stand on ur
head..

blood rushes 2ur
head!

but if u stand on ur feet...

blood wont rush on ur feet!

y?

coz

ur feet is not empty like ur head!!


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«Reply #3469 on: November 09, 2005, 11:45:20 PM »

DUNIYA ek sadak hai INSAN ek musafir hai

IMAN ki car me bethkar

NAMAZ ka stering pakdkar

DEEN ka horn bajate huve

SHAITAN ki trafic se bachkar

JANNAT jana hai.


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«Reply #3470 on: November 10, 2005, 12:09:06 AM »

If you find yourself in a dark room with vibrating walls full of blood all around you then don't worry you r in a safest place u r in my heart.


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«Reply #3471 on: November 10, 2005, 12:13:08 AM »

ADNAN SAMI had been to Airport and was made to check his weight. The weighing machine answered '' All passengers are requested to come in Q not all at a time


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«Reply #3472 on: November 10, 2005, 12:14:58 AM »

Why does Ajay Devgan carry his mobile phone 2 bathroom ?
Ans: Because Kajol tells him
"Insaan phone leta hai bath karne ke liye".......


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«Reply #3473 on: November 10, 2005, 07:00:18 PM »

Hamari har khata pe naraz na hona,
apni pyari sei muskurahat ko kabhi na khona. Sukun milata hain dekhake aapaki muskurahat, hume maut bhi aaye to bhi mat rona.


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«Reply #3474 on: November 10, 2005, 10:37:11 PM »

January - Rose

February - Propose

March - Gift

April - Lift

May - Chatting

June - Dating

July - Miss You

August - Kiss You

September - Anger

October - Danger

November - Left

December - Next

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«Reply #3475 on: November 10, 2005, 10:53:13 PM »

A white couple had a black baby, the husband dnt believe that it is hs baby. Husbnd: why da baby black? Wife: U hot, I hot, Baby burnt!


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«Reply #3476 on: November 10, 2005, 11:00:40 PM »

KhuShiyoN par fizaon ka pehra hai,
na jane kis umeed par DiL thehra hai,
teri aakhon se jhalkte dard ki kasam,
teri dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gehra hai.


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«Reply #3477 on: November 10, 2005, 11:04:28 PM »

Bin laden's son was studying in an american school. teacher asked him , am having 4 apples how can i share it to 5 people? he answered by smiling, kill one.