Only SMS ...!!! -Panna 233:SMS , mobile & JOKES

arsenmen

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«Reply #3480 on: November 10, 2005, 11:23:51 PM »

To,
The S.I,
Police station,

Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot 2 SMS me, I kindly request u 2 take action on him & throw away his DABBA mobile..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3481 on: November 10, 2005, 11:33:06 PM »

Phulon me
SUGANDH hai

guide me
DEVANAND hai

jasuson me
KARAMCHAND hai,

kya aap me aur hum me koi
SAMBANDH hai?

AGAR
haan to janab sms
kyu band hai?


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3482 on: November 10, 2005, 11:35:03 PM »

Ravan had 20 eyes

but sighted ONLY ONE

woman.

U have ONLY 2 eyes

and u sight EVERY woman.

Toh ASLI RAVAN koun ?..

Think about it !...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3483 on: November 10, 2005, 11:42:53 PM »

Imp news abt ur cel-

ur cels down button is workin fine.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3484 on: November 10, 2005, 11:49:31 PM »

God killed 3 in a car accident in error. He decided 2 pay rs.10 lakhs each & let them go back to earth. punjabi &gujrati r back. amith is still bargaining.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3485 on: November 10, 2005, 11:51:43 PM »

Riste hote hai jindagi bitane
ke liye,
Hum apni
hasti mita de
ise nibhane
ke liye,
sms padhne ka
to nasib nahi,
Lo hamne he
sms kiya
apni yaad
dilane ke liye..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3486 on: November 10, 2005, 11:54:14 PM »

Chicken...
Mutton...
Prawn...
Pork...
Fish...
Crab...
Beef...
Sausage...
Lobster...
Meat...
Smile tho kar yaar..,
Nn-veg msg tha.. happy9


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3487 on: November 11, 2005, 12:01:46 AM »

Bagn mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
khuda aapko sari khushian de,
baki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3488 on: November 11, 2005, 12:05:50 AM »

Srdr-Yar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Frnd:Wo kaise?
Sardr-Kal me ghar aya toh woh bath tub me bhi security guard ke sath baithi thi!


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bybh

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«Reply #3489 on: November 11, 2005, 09:45:14 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

God killed 3 in a car accident in error. He decided 2 pay rs.10 lakhs each & let them go back to earth. punjabi &gujrati r back. amith is still bargaining.

:D :D Bahut Ache...


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shaiz

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«Reply #3490 on: November 11, 2005, 12:29:27 PM »

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.


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shaiz

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«Reply #3491 on: November 11, 2005, 12:30:58 PM »

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?

because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"


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shaiz

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«Reply #3492 on: November 11, 2005, 12:32:51 PM »

whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) Winking


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shaiz

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«Reply #3493 on: November 11, 2005, 12:33:44 PM »

zindegi ek paheli hai...
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi.... Winking


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shaiz

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«Reply #3494 on: November 11, 2005, 12:34:53 PM »

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue ...

bole ...

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puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar ...

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ...

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata Usual Smile


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