Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 11:58:32 AM
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shaiz
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«Reply #3495 on: November 11, 2005, 12:35:51 PM »
) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
glasses2 Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

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Heart Attack

Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! Winking
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aashu
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«Reply #3496 on: November 11, 2005, 01:45:21 PM »
Chicken...
Mutton..
Prawn..
Pork..
Fish...
Crab..
Beef..
Sausage..
Lobster..
Meat..
Smile to kar yaar,
Non veg mesg tha...

Hey arsenmen...i did not get dis mesg's matlab?
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aashu
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«Reply #3497 on: November 11, 2005, 01:49:44 PM »
Girl's Excuse:
Phone mat karo dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear,
Bhai karta hai interfear,
Baat nahi hoti hai clear,
Isiliye SMS karo dear....
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aashu
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«Reply #3498 on: November 11, 2005, 01:53:02 PM »
Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
Every silence is a sign of loneliness,
Every smile is a sign of kindness,
Every SMS is a symbol of rememberness...
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aashu
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«Reply #3499 on: November 11, 2005, 02:00:00 PM »
2 understand a misunderstanding,
is an understanding in frndship,
but to have no misunderstanding is the most
understood frndship...


Speak less to people whom u love most,
coz,
if they cant understand ur silence,
they can never understand ur words....
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sanya310
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«Reply #3500 on: November 11, 2005, 06:00:15 PM »
You took my Heart with your smile
You took my Mind with your Kindness
You took my Soul with your sweetness
Most of all
You took my Money with this message!!
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sanya310
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«Reply #3501 on: November 11, 2005, 06:01:47 PM »
You can only be a true friend,
When you learn,
that friends are people,
and people have faults !
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sanya310
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«Reply #3502 on: November 11, 2005, 06:06:13 PM »
DOSTI....kaho to do lafz...manu to bandgi
socho to gehra sager ...doobo to zindgi
kero to aasan nibhao to mushkil
bikhrey to sara zmana...simtey to sirf tum
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Pooja
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«Reply #3503 on: November 11, 2005, 10:25:27 PM »
1) Yeh dekha hai humne azmaker,
dhoka dete hain log aksar kareeb akar!
kehti hai duniya par yeh dil nahi manta
ki chhod jaoge tum bhi ek din apna banakar...


2) Phool aisa hojo Baag ko Khushbu se bhar de,
Humsafar aisa ho jo Andhero ko Roshan kar de,
Dost ho aap ke jaisa jo Zindgi ko khushi aur
Mobile ko SMS se bharde.


3) Sabse smart kaun:TUM,
Sabse clever kaun:TUM,
Sabse sweet kaun:TUM,
In sab mein TUM se zyada kaun:HUM,
Lekin world mein best friends kaun:HUM TUM!!!


4) Ishq vale ankho se ankho ki baat samaj lete hai,
sapne me mil jaye to mulakat samaj lete hai.
Rota to asmaan bhi hai apni dharti ke liye,
log uske ashko ko barsat samaj lete hai......


5) Teri dosti ki tarif juban pe aane lagi
tumse dosti ki aur jindagi muskurane lagi
ye mera pyar tha ya teri achchai ke
meri har saans se tere liye dua aane lagi.....


6) New punishment 4Mobile Owner
missed call K Liye kaala paani.
sms k Liye Faansi.
call K Liye Umarquid.
Tum Mat Daro
KANJUSO Ko To Ek Lakh ka Inaam hai..


7) Kucch log bahut khas hote hain
Har pal dil ke pas hote hain
Khusio me shamil bhale na ho
Gum me sada sath rehte hain
Log unhe dost aur hum unhe"aap" kehte hain...


glasses2 Ab koi dost aisa banaya jaaye,
jiske Aasuon ko palko mein chupaya jaye,
Rahe uska mera rista kuch is tarah ki WOH rahe bhukha
to humse bhi kuch khaya na jaye.....


9) KASH SHAYARI HUM BHI LIKH PAATE,
LAFZON KE KHEL HUM BHI KHEL PAATE,
KHUDA NE DIL PAR CHOT KUCH AISI DI..
AANSUON KO CHUPAKE KASH HUM BHI MUSKURA PAATE.


10) Badalna aata nahi hum ko mausamoo ki tarha,
Har ek roop main tera intezaar  karte hain,
Na tum samait sakoge jisse qayamat tak,
Qasam tumhari tumhain  itna Pyaar karte hain
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3504 on: November 11, 2005, 11:27:09 PM »
Quote from: "aashu"
Chicken...
Mutton..
Prawn..
Pork..
Fish...
Crab..
Beef..
Sausage..
Lobster..
Meat..
Smile to kar yaar,
Non veg mesg tha...

Hey arsenmen...i did not get dis mesg's matlab?


boleto sab non-veg items ka naam hai na ..tho doosra matlab non-veg boleto adult msgs hai so double meaning hai re popat
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3505 on: November 11, 2005, 11:57:39 PM »
Hey,sory 4 disturbin u at this time.I need ur help.But only if ur not busy.lf u dont mind,if u can & if its not disturbin u,
Wil u
Please DELETE this msg!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3506 on: November 12, 2005, 12:02:20 AM »
Teri lambi umar ho,tu khush rahe,tu abaad ho, tu jo maange woh tumhe mile. .
Ab ye sab yad kar,katora utha,ghar se nikal,aur SHURU HO JA!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3507 on: November 12, 2005, 12:03:38 AM »
Lady 1: How cum ur husband is always home on time? Lady 2 : I have made a simple rule.SEX will be at 9pm sharp whether u r here or not?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3508 on: November 12, 2005, 12:04:55 AM »
Dillagi hi dillagi mein dil gaya,
dil lagane ka nateeja mil gaya.
Main to rota hun ke mera dil gaya,
tum kyon haste ho tumhein kya mil gaya.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3509 on: November 12, 2005, 12:09:24 AM »
Tajmahal kya cheez hai dost
hum tumhare liye usse be bada imarat banayenge.
Shajahan ne mumtaz ko murda dafanayatha
hum tumhe Zinda dafanayenge........
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