Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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sadaf idrisi
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«Reply #3510 on: November 11, 2005, 07:15:50 PM »
Quote from: "shaiz"
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


:-(

Guess why ?











because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"


nice joke
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3511 on: November 12, 2005, 08:31:09 AM »
GR8 all.........shaiz.........aashu.......sanya...... pooja ji..........n all.mere absence me bhi ye post chalu hai kya baath hai Usual Smile

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n sherefffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff koi wada kiya ke vegetarian bane ka .........mujhe non-veg ki baas maar rahi hai ...agar hoto turanf edit karna ...chaiye ye post me ho ya tumhare post me... warna khati tumse :p
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3512 on: November 12, 2005, 08:34:14 AM »
SOME GOOD SLOGANS




Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.


Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!


Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.


Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.


A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they never will be.....


Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3513 on: November 12, 2005, 08:36:55 AM »
IF SUMEONE ThROWS STONE TOWARDS U ,
ThROW LOVE TOWARDS HIM.
bUT IF SUMONE THROW LOVE TOWRDS U ,
THEN SIT FOR A WHILE

& THINK



 COZ LOVE HURTS U MORE THAN STONE.
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3514 on: November 12, 2005, 08:41:53 AM »
Life is a BOOK We all read it,
 Love is BLESSIGN we all need it,
 Always be HAPPY,
Always have a SMILE,
 Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
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aashu
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«Reply #3515 on: November 12, 2005, 05:01:47 PM »
aisa matlab hai wo mesg ka....samaj gayi arsenmen
aur haan thnx salma.

Aap ki kashish sarfarosh hai....
Aap ka nasha yun madhosh hai....
kya kahun tumse jaanejaa tu.....
KHARGOSH hai...........

The happiest people,
dont have n e thing in life,
they just make the best of everything,tat life brings their way!
STAY HAPPY....!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bybh
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«Reply #3516 on: November 13, 2005, 05:18:15 AM »
Nice ones salma... After a long time... Whats up?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3517 on: November 13, 2005, 05:23:05 AM »
Often
we stand
at life's
crossroads
&
view
what we
think is the END.
But then only a true friend tells

   "R E L A X"
Its just a
BEND
& not an END..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3518 on: November 13, 2005, 05:25:01 AM »
Arz Kiya hai ki... Cofi k Cup se Uthte Dhue mey aap ki Tasveer Nazar Aati hai...
Aur inhi Khayalo mei Kho kar Aksar Meri Cofi Thandi ho Jati hai.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3519 on: November 13, 2005, 05:27:54 AM »
Grlfrnd Ko' I love u' bolna hai aur recharge Khatam.Hutch Ka chota recharge. Arre chota recharge Kyon? Local booth jake I love u bolna! 1 rupay mein Kam Khatam.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3520 on: November 13, 2005, 05:30:32 AM »
This message is

scanning your

phone book for

sEXy girls numbers   . . .





searching...




still
searching




NONE FOUND!




Conclusion:
Suspected homo!
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bybh
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«Reply #3521 on: November 13, 2005, 06:13:27 AM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Grlfrnd Ko' I love you' bolna hai aur recharge Khatam.Hutch Ka chota recharge. Arre chota recharge Kyon? Local booth jake I love you bolna! 1 rupay mein Kam Khatam.


Zabardast hai yar...  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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CoolGirl
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«Reply #3522 on: November 13, 2005, 09:19:04 AM »
hi m a new member so here is my 1st post hope u all like it
 

   ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela,
 kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela.
 sada sukhi rahe aapka basera,
 i wish u a very happy n refreshing savera...
hv a nice day!!!
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bybh
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«Reply #3523 on: November 13, 2005, 09:45:35 AM »
Welcome CoolGirl!

YoIndia welcomes u with a warm heart... Hope u'll enjoy ur stay over here....
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Kittu
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«Reply #3524 on: November 13, 2005, 10:11:53 AM »
Quote from: "sammu1984"
wonderful sammu ............. tussi also gr8 ho !
Pyar Kay Phool Kabhi Murjhaya Nahin Kartay, Hanstay Chehroon Ko Rulaya Nahin Kartay, Jin Ki Sansain Chalti Hon Ap K...SMS...Say Unheen Itna Tarpaya Nahin Kartay.
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