Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3555 on: November 21, 2005, 06:31:43 PM »

ho!!
sakte
to
muskura
kam
se
kam
aap
par
hai
bheja
sms
ye
jisne
doge
galiyan
ko
smart
us
aap
baad
k
padne
ko
sms
is

confused ?

niche se upar padho !!!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3556 on: November 21, 2005, 06:35:04 PM »

sharabi sadak per aachanak kichad mein gir pada
us waqt bijili chamki toh
sharabi bola,
hai bagwan!
ek to pehla kichad mein gira diya aur ab photo ...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3557 on: November 21, 2005, 06:35:37 PM »

when i was sad u were there
when i was crying u were there
when i was unhappy u were there
now i have understood ki
beta
sare fasad ki jad tu hai.


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bybh

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«Reply #3558 on: November 22, 2005, 04:10:46 AM »

Nice ones salma....


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phoenix

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«Reply #3559 on: November 22, 2005, 05:37:11 AM »

the biggest enemy of SUCCESS is the FEAR of FAILURE so whn FEAR knocks send FAITH to open the door. let the success b urs


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phoenix

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«Reply #3560 on: November 22, 2005, 05:40:43 AM »

:twisted: :evil:

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FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK

WAT R U THINKING U DIRTY MIND yeh HELICOPTER k aane ki aawaz hai


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3561 on: November 22, 2005, 05:42:09 AM »

Ek Sardar helmet pe khuja raha tha. Man: Abe helmet nikal ke khuja na.. Sardar: Chutiye,teri gaand me khujli aati hai..to tu pant nikal ke khujata hai kya?


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«Reply #3562 on: November 22, 2005, 05:43:29 AM »

KITNI RAHAT HAI DIL TUT JANE K BAD
ZINDAGI SE MILE MOUT AANE K BAD,
LAZZAT E SAZDA E SANG E DAR KYA KAHE
HOSH HI KAB RAHA SIR JHUKANE K BAD


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«Reply #3563 on: November 22, 2005, 05:44:24 AM »

Marwadi apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi khayega,use 5 Rs dunga.Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega..


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«Reply #3564 on: November 22, 2005, 05:45:39 AM »

Chota sardar: Mummy kal rat ko phir maine bathroom ka darwaja khola to light apne aap jal gayee. . . . Mummy: Kameene tune phir fridge me su su kiya?..


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«Reply #3565 on: November 22, 2005, 05:53:46 AM »

Sar udtha hai jashn me, sar udtha hai samman me, sar udtha hai prarthana me, sar udtha hai pyar me, aur sar hamesha udtha hai "SHAREEF" ke sath: JIYO SAR UTAKE =


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«Reply #3566 on: November 22, 2005, 05:55:21 AM »

Mukesh said to Anil Ambani "I want to kiss ur wife".
Anil replied "Ok but 40 paise per min."
TINA shouted "Dont cheat him, Reliance to Reliance free" ! !