Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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rizwantbt

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«Reply #3600 on: November 26, 2005, 02:31:53 AM »

Human brain is most outstanding thing. It functions 24hrs 365days. It functions right from the time we are born, and it stops only when we enter the exam hall


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«Reply #3601 on: November 26, 2005, 02:32:28 AM »

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi:)


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«Reply #3602 on: November 26, 2005, 02:33:19 AM »

Do you know, when I was a kid, so many girls wanted to kiss me, I allowed them.
But now I want to kiss so many girls, but they dont allow me. Selfish girls


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«Reply #3603 on: November 26, 2005, 02:35:08 AM »

ANGREZ: wats ur favourite flower?
Hindu: lotus.
ANG:I clean my shit with that.
MUSLIM: chameli.
ANG: I clean my shit with that.
SARDAR: Cactus! Le kar saaf.


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«Reply #3604 on: November 26, 2005, 02:35:55 AM »

Tum aa gaye ho

Noor aa gaya hai

Chalo tino mil kar picture dekh aate hai :O)


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«Reply #3605 on: November 26, 2005, 02:36:32 AM »

Kal baba ji kaa birthday sirsa me dhoom dhaam se manaya jaygaa jahaa pe kambal aur aata baatein jayein ge..........
ye sms khaas khaas "BHIKHARIYO" ke paas bhege jaa rahe hai....


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«Reply #3606 on: November 26, 2005, 02:36:56 AM »

Scientists all over the world are wondering how long can a human being live without BRAIN. Kindly tell them your AGE.


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«Reply #3607 on: November 26, 2005, 03:25:16 AM »

Kool Rizwan n Salma...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3608 on: December 01, 2005, 11:28:13 AM »

Thanks Amit.... n nice ones rizwan jee


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«Reply #3609 on: December 01, 2005, 11:30:05 AM »

arz kiya hai
only for students :
humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai
humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai
yahan to imtihano ne hi zindagi le li hai


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«Reply #3610 on: December 01, 2005, 11:31:59 AM »

dosti cheez nahi jatane ki
hume aadat nahi kisiko bhulane ki
hum is liye milte hai kam
keu k nazar lag jati hai rishto ko zamane ki


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«Reply #3611 on: December 01, 2005, 11:35:35 AM »

wen a gril smiles,
she is considered cute...

wen boy smiles,
he is flirting...

wen a girl licks her lips,
she is thirsty,

wen boy licks his lips,
he is tapori...

wen a girl falls down,
she is helped by so many ppl...

but if a boy falls,
everybody laugh....

still people say .."This is men's world" -wat nonsense...


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«Reply #3612 on: December 01, 2005, 11:35:55 AM »

hawa mein bindas udd raha tha galib,
hawa mein bindas udd raha tha galib,
hawa mein bindas udd raha tha galib,

phir,

phir kya

ruk gayi hawa gir gaya galib...