Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3645 on: December 01, 2005, 12:14:46 PM »
select one for me:
1.chocolate
2.cigarrate
3.drugs
4.burger
5.pizza
6.painkiller
7.perfume

will send the ans after ur reply


chocolate- u love me

cigarrate- can't live without

drugs- addictaga,


burger- gr8 time pass

pizza- stay long with you

painkiller- gr8 frnd

perfume- won't stay long with u.
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3646 on: December 01, 2005, 12:15:26 PM »
amitabachan n pran standing at bus stand.
pran bus mein chad gaya par amitabachan nahi chada, kyu ?
kyuki bus par likha tha pran jaye par bachan na jaye...
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3647 on: December 01, 2005, 12:16:05 PM »
mujhe jiski talash ho tum,
mare tal na bhujegi woh pyaas ho tum,
dekho kabhi mujhe na bhoolna,
kaise kahoon ki mere kya ho tum
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3648 on: December 01, 2005, 12:16:36 PM »
A Beautiful Frndship poem :
Are we frndz or
Are we not?
You told me once,
but i forget.
so tell me now and
tell me true,
so i can say,
I am here for u.
of all the frnds
I hav evr met,
Ur the One
I'll nevr forget.
And if i die..
before you do,
I'll go to heaven And Wait for u...
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3649 on: December 01, 2005, 12:17:06 PM »
Galat nazar se dekhoge to har ladki mein kharabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhari bhabhi lagegi
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3650 on: December 01, 2005, 12:17:43 PM »
ek machar ki shaddi makhi se ho gayi.
suhagRat ke wakt  bahar ghumte dekh dusre machar ne pucha kya hua?
to woh bola teri bhabhi ALLOUT laga kar so rahi hai...
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bybh
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«Reply #3651 on: December 01, 2005, 01:17:58 PM »
1derful Salma...
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3652 on: December 02, 2005, 01:31:40 PM »
Thanks Amit....!! Usual Smile
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #3653 on: December 02, 2005, 01:37:03 PM »
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3654 on: December 02, 2005, 06:56:12 PM »
Na chedo ladkiyo ko paap hoga,
kal ko tu bi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Boy: Khuda kare teri baat sachi ho,
jo muje baap kahe wo teri bachi ho...>
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Raj Singh
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«Reply #3655 on: December 03, 2005, 10:00:55 AM »
Quote from: "salma4u"



 Zindagi behaal Hai,
 Sur hai na taal Hai,
 MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai,
 Kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai,
 SMS toh Bhejo,
 Mera MOBILE ki zindagi ka sawaal Hai.....!!! sad5


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 Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho.......
 Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LADAAI na ho......
 Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho........
 Aur woh MOBILE hi  kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!! :lol:


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 Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
 Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
 Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
 Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!! :lol:


====================================

 A meeting is 2 b held in jungle. the attenders r .....................
 Tiger, Bear, Snake, Elephant, Fox, Monkey.........
 but it hasn't started yet b'coz...............
 the DONKEY is busy in reading this sms............!!! :lol:


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If you hav studied MBBS, you r a Doctor.
If you hav studied B.AB.L., you r an Advocate.
If you hav studied B.E, you r an Engineer,
Since Ur studing this SMS, you r a FOOL..!! :lol:  

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Kya bindas hawa chalreli hai...
Bird log gana ga rele hai....
Cow log ghaas kha rele hai..
Shane log SMS kar rele hai.
Aur Kanjus log SMS padh rele hai.......!!! :lol:

:lol:
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    arsenmen
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    «Reply #3656 on: December 04, 2005, 05:25:42 AM »
    How frenz brk? both frnd will think d othr is busy & will not contact thinking it may b disturbing. As time passes both will think let d othr contact. Aftr dat each will think Y shld i contact. Here ur love will b converted 2 hate. Finally widout contact d memory becums week. They 4get each other. Finally 1 fine day they will meet and blame 1 anothr. So keep in touch with all ur frenz happy9
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    arsenmen
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    «Reply #3657 on: December 04, 2005, 05:37:02 AM »
    Reasons for AMitabh's stoMach ache:

    1.Excessive intake of chyavanprash
    2.Pepsi zyada ho gaya
    3.HajMola kaM pad gaya
    4.Is uMar Mein teeka nahi lagwaya hoga...*
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    arsenmen
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    «Reply #3658 on: December 04, 2005, 05:42:52 AM »
    College life ....
    The steps you walk in the hostel..
    The late mornings you get up..
    The late nights you chat...
    The tooth paste you steal...
    The plate and bucket you lend...
    The time spent in the restaurants...
    The rush to cinema theatres...
    The slam books you write...
    The hearts that you knock ..
    The msg s you forward...

    College days are some thing precious ..
     You cant get again ...
    Enjoy evry moment..
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    arsenmen
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    «Reply #3659 on: December 04, 2005, 06:18:06 AM »
    If a girl proposes to you, you must take either of these two steps.




    1. Take her to the eye surgeon.


    2. Take her to the psychiatrist.
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