Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #3675 on: December 04, 2005, 06:08:10 PM »

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha.Ek admi ne puchha,sardarji aap kyu har sunday holi khelte ho? Sardar-maine pada hai'sunday is HOLI DAY.


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«Reply #3676 on: December 04, 2005, 06:10:17 PM »

sharukh ji sharukh ji aaj kal gazab cha rahe ho,
lux ke ad me aa rahe ho...
hume ek ke samne nahane ko sharam ati hai
tum char char ke samne nange naha rahe ho!


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«Reply #3677 on: December 04, 2005, 06:12:21 PM »

Sapne to sirf sapne hote hai,
apne to phir bhi apne hote hai,
tum chaho to sapno ko apna banao,
magar apno ko kabhi sapna mat banao.


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«Reply #3678 on: December 04, 2005, 06:16:12 PM »

Girlfrnd ko I luv u bolna hai aur balance khatam.

Ab kya karoge, kabutar ke gale me bandh ke bhejoge,

nahi na,

Main batata hoon

Number dedo,Main bol dunga.


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«Reply #3679 on: December 04, 2005, 06:20:04 PM »

STRICTLY FOR WISE PPL

GIVE ME ONE SENTENCE WHERE TE WORD"BECAUSE"COMES THRICE CONTINUESLY(BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE)

GIVE ME A ANSWER


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«Reply #3680 on: December 04, 2005, 06:22:41 PM »

dis mesage has no fat, no cholesterol and no aditives. dis is all natural but it has a lot of sugar. Bt it can nvr be as sweet as the 1 reading it.


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«Reply #3681 on: December 04, 2005, 06:24:58 PM »

Silsile To Yuhi
Chalte Rahenge

Fasle Hai
Badlte Rahenge

Aap Q nahi Samje
Hamari Baat ko

Aap ke
Beena To Hum..

PAL PAL
Marte Rahenge..!!


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«Reply #3682 on: December 04, 2005, 06:26:17 PM »

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SMS KARO NE.


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«Reply #3683 on: December 04, 2005, 06:30:59 PM »

Train me ek Machhar ek Chinese k sar pe baitha,woh usko pakad k kha gaya!Phir ek machar pas me ek Marwadi pe baitha,usne pakad k Chinese se pucha
Kharidoge kya?


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«Reply #3684 on: December 04, 2005, 06:31:52 PM »

TTR collects fine frm girls,wthout ticket. Girl in short skirt-fined Rs60, in bikini-40, only panty 20. 1girl fined 0, why? Huh?

dirty mind
she had ticket!-!


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«Reply #3685 on: December 04, 2005, 07:29:04 PM »

Sar jukta he sharm me,
sar jukta he khane me,
sar jukta he likhne me,
aur sar hamesa jukta he mere SMS padhne me. Padho sar jhukake.....!
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«Reply #3686 on: December 04, 2005, 08:02:40 PM »

When we were kids we could'nt wait to grow up to fall in luv now that we r grown up we realise tht wounded knees were better thn broken hearts..!:-)


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«Reply #3687 on: December 04, 2005, 08:14:01 PM »

In the flower my rose is u.............
In the daimond my kohinoor is u.........
In the sky my moon is u.................
I m only body my heart is u............
Dat's y i always miss u...........