Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #3690 on: December 05, 2005, 02:57:03 AM »

Lolz Shareef bhai... Lage raho....


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«Reply #3691 on: December 05, 2005, 06:41:09 AM »

A BEAUTIFUL FRNDSHIP POEM :
Are we frnds or
Are we not?
You told me once,but i forgot.
So tell me now
and tell me true,
so i can say,
I am here for u.
Of all the frnds
I hav evr met,
u r the one
I'll nevr forget.
And if i die..
before you do,
I'll go to heaven
AND wait for u..


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«Reply #3692 on: December 05, 2005, 06:46:29 AM »

Americans say women are like condoms after use throw them. But our great indian'SARDAR' says women r like cassete when side'A' is over then turn to side'B'..


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«Reply #3693 on: December 05, 2005, 06:50:13 AM »

Chunu Munnu zid kar rahe hai ki monkey dekhana hai
so tumhare ghar ka address diya hai,
2-3 jump mar k dikha dena,bacche khush
ho jayenge...
happy9


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«Reply #3694 on: December 05, 2005, 06:51:56 AM »

Why doesnt law permit man to marry two women?

Bcoz on HUMANITARIAN GROUNDS no man deserves such severe PUNISHMENT!


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«Reply #3695 on: December 05, 2005, 06:52:57 AM »

Ever
NOTICED
tat d...

LONGEST
5 mins.in
d WORLD r..

The
LAST 5 min
of a LECTURE...!

While the
SHORTEST
5 mins...?

r the
LAST 5 min
of an EXAM !!! happy9


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«Reply #3696 on: December 05, 2005, 06:53:56 AM »

Wen a Girl smiles,
she is considered Cute..
Wen a Boy smiles,
he is Flirting..

Wen a Girl licks her lips,
she is Thirsty..
Wen Boy licks his lips,
he is Tapori..

Wen a Girl falls down,
she is helped by so many ppl..
but if a Boy falls,
evrybody laughs..

STILL PEOPLE SAY
"THIS IS MEN's WORLD.." wat nonsense !


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«Reply #3697 on: December 05, 2005, 06:55:33 AM »

Which is the painful way of death?

Poison

Murder

Accident!

TSunami!!

Dont worry. Its simple

Very
very simple
" just love a girl sincerly''


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«Reply #3698 on: December 05, 2005, 06:57:45 AM »

A sardar saw a man pick pocketing a purse. Thief: There is Rs.150 in the purse. We can take 50-50. Sardar slowly asked him, "What about the balance 50?"


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«Reply #3699 on: December 05, 2005, 06:59:01 AM »

ov o

l e Y u

ov o

l e Y u

ov o
l e Y u

HARI OM !!
Kabhi bhagwan ka naam bhi liya karo..Yaar


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«Reply #3700 on: December 05, 2005, 07:03:49 AM »

Son 2 sardar-meri dur ki nazar kharab he chashma le do.sardar took him outside & askd-woh kya hai?
Boy-suraj hai.
sardar-Sale aur kitna dur dekhna chahta hai.


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«Reply #3701 on: December 05, 2005, 07:06:50 AM »

Dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga,
dard khud hi ghav bharne laga,
dard ke mare hum na roye,
kabhi dard khud humko CHUKAR rone laga


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«Reply #3702 on: December 05, 2005, 07:07:37 AM »

Marwadi apne bacho se bola-
"Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega, use 5 Rs dunga."

Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.

Subah bola-"Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega."


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«Reply #3703 on: December 05, 2005, 07:08:55 AM »

Pls pray for me

coz i just got my medical report!

My condition is critical

as days pass by

i'm becoming SMARTER & CUTE!

Its not curable! Pls help me ....


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«Reply #3704 on: December 05, 2005, 07:10:49 AM »

Hamare sms ke charche jaha main hone lage,
log humare deewane hone lage,
aap khus-naseeb hain jo aapko humara sms mila,jinhe nahi mila wo mobile patak patak ke rone lage.