Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #3705 on: December 05, 2005, 07:12:44 AM »

ANDA to white hota hai,white to DOODH bhi hota hai..
Doodh to bhains deti hai,bhains to kaali hoti hai..
Kaala to bangali bhi hota hai,bangali to paan khata hai..
Paan to laal hota hai..
Laal to gulab bhi hota hai..
Gulab mein to kantey hote hai
kantey to machli mein bhi hote hai..
Machli to acchi hoti hai..Accha to insaan bhi hota hai..Insaan to lamba hota hai..Lamba to yeh msg bhi hai..
Lekin....
Message mein kya rakha hai...
BHAWNAO KO SAMJHO


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«Reply #3706 on: December 05, 2005, 07:13:58 AM »

Ek machar ki shadi makhi se ho gayi. SuhagRat ke wakt bahar ghumte dekh dusre machar ne pucha kya hua? To woh bola teri bhabhi ALL OUT lagakar so rahi hai.


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«Reply #3707 on: December 05, 2005, 07:16:02 AM »

Don't send me any cheap msgs.

I'm from a very rich family.

We r in iron & steel business.

We iron clothes after we steal them.


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«Reply #3708 on: December 05, 2005, 07:19:13 AM »

If a cute n homely gal cmes 2 U & say I LUV U,den U mst do 1 of Dese things
1.Tke her to Eye dctor r
2.Tke her 2 mentl hspital r
3.U shud say,NO i am nt "shareef"


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«Reply #3709 on: December 05, 2005, 07:23:51 AM »

Class me ek ladki biscuit kha rahi thi.thoda kha ke bra me chupa rahi thi. Sir bole kya kar rahi ho? bajuwala bola: dudh me duba-duba ke kha rahi hai.


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«Reply #3710 on: December 05, 2005, 07:25:24 AM »

sardar was seated on the bench looking very sad."wats d matter,Sardarji?"
"I lent Rs.50000 to a frnd to undrgo plastic surgery now I dnt knw hw he looks"..!!


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«Reply #3711 on: December 05, 2005, 07:26:58 AM »

Kid is late 4 clas.. Teachr angrily:Do u knw d imp of periods?Kid:Ya,once my sis said she had missd
1,my Mom faintd, Dad got a heartattack & our drivr ran away!


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«Reply #3712 on: December 05, 2005, 07:30:45 AM »

Dil unko dundta hai gum ka shringar karke.
Aanke b thak gayi ab intzar karke.
lagta hai nasib me nai hai jo chahte hai hum,
to kya fayda kisi se izhar karke.


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«Reply #3713 on: December 05, 2005, 07:31:40 AM »

sardar quotes :
....... I will never marry
in my life &,
I will give the same advice
to my children also . . . . ! .


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«Reply #3714 on: December 05, 2005, 07:32:38 AM »

Aaj har ADULT ye baat janta aur manta hai ke, dalne se jyada maza dabaane me hai.Galat na sochna.mera matlab tho ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINE se tha...


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bybh

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«Reply #3715 on: December 05, 2005, 11:17:24 AM »

Great ones Shareef...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3716 on: December 05, 2005, 12:46:48 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Ek machar ki shadi makhi se ho gayi. SuhagRat ke wakt bahar ghumte dekh dusre machar ne pucha kya hua? To woh bola teri bhabhi ALL OUT lagakar so rahi hai.

Arey Janab...ye sab meine post kar diya....

aap ke msg post karein...do do post hogaye to repeated ho jayega na Usual Smile


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«Reply #3717 on: December 06, 2005, 01:09:03 AM »

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?


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«Reply #3718 on: December 06, 2005, 01:09:43 AM »

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko...