Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM
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rizwantbt
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«Reply #3765 on: December 09, 2005, 12:45:05 PM »
Three dreams of a man.
1) To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2) To be as rich as his child beleives.
3) To love as many women as his wife suspects.
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rizwantbt
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«Reply #3766 on: December 09, 2005, 12:45:46 PM »
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram. Knocks the door, Ram opens. Ravan stands thinking...
Guess what ?
Kis mooh se maafi maangu ?
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rizwantbt
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«Reply #3767 on: December 09, 2005, 01:03:32 PM »
30 gms Sand, 15 gms wood, 10 bolts & 2 nails + 1 kg clay.
U may ask what are these things ?

Its the CT-SCAN report of your head
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sadaf idrisi
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«Reply #3768 on: December 09, 2005, 05:47:19 PM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Which is the painful way of death?



Poison



Murder



Accident!



TSunami!!



Dont worry. Its simple




Very
 very simple
" just love a girl sincerly''


kyun arsenmen ji, kya kisi ko sache dil se pyaar kerna itna taqleef de hota hai, hame to nahi lagta hai, hum maante hai ki akser logo ko dokha hi milta hai pyaar mein, lekin ye baat aap sab ke liye to nahi keh sakte hai, kuch log bahot khush naseeb bhi hote hai jinhe unke pyaar ke badle mein sacha pyaar milta hai, or hamesha ladkiyan hi to dhokha nahi deti hai, ladke bhi isme barabar ke shareek hote hai..........
or ager aap kisi ko sache dil se pyaar kerte hai , chahe woh aapko pyaar kare ya na kare , lekin kam se kam is baat ki khushi to aapko honi chahiye ki aap duniya ke un sache logo mein se ek jinhone kisi se sach pyaar kiya.........
(ager meri baat buri lagi ho to plzzzzzzz maaf ker dijiyega)
sadaf
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3769 on: December 09, 2005, 05:57:37 PM »
Quote from: "sadaf idrisi"
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Which is the painful way of death?



Poison



Murder



Accident!



TSunami!!



Dont worry. Its simple




Very
 very simple
" just love a girl sincerly''


kyun arsenmen ji, kya kisi ko sache dil se pyaar kerna itna taqleef de hota hai, hame to nahi lagta hai, hum maante hai ki akser logo ko dokha hi milta hai pyaar mein, lekin ye baat aap sab ke liye to nahi keh sakte hai, kuch log bahot khush naseeb bhi hote hai jinhe unke pyaar ke badle mein sacha pyaar milta hai, or hamesha ladkiyan hi to dhokha nahi deti hai, ladke bhi isme barabar ke shareek hote hai..........
or ager aap kisi ko sache dil se pyaar kerte hai , chahe woh aapko pyaar kare ya na kare , lekin kam se kam is baat ki khushi to aapko honi chahiye ki aap duniya ke un sache logo mein se ek jinhone kisi se sach pyaar kiya.........
(ager meri baat buri lagi ho to plzzzzzzz maaf ker dijiyega)
sadaf


hi sadaf..........lambi bashan k liyeshukriya....padthe hi aise laga k aap kisi se ishq seedi tarah nibaa rahi hai....waise meri baare me boleto mere ko 1 ladki b gaas nahi daalthi...luv karna tho door ki baath hai..........bure maan ne ka boleto wo nafs hi kaat diay hai meine.......
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3770 on: December 09, 2005, 06:00:57 PM »
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006!!
I know it's bit early 2wish, but i've got 2wish thousands of gorgeous n smart friends.
I thought to start with waste bodies n stupids 1st.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3771 on: December 09, 2005, 06:02:04 PM »
Sardi hai kya?

Ha





Naak bandh hai kya?

Ha Ha





Sar bhi phat raha hai kya?

Ha bhai ha




Bosudike,to msg kyon pad raha hai?MOBILE off kar aur so jaa
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3772 on: December 09, 2005, 06:04:28 PM »
Girls dnt know the meaning of luv but boys do.That y shahjahan has built tajmahal 4 mumtaj.Did any women atleast built a hut 4 a man.A boy dies if he doesnt achieve his luv.Will the girl atleast take a sleeping pill.Ah many girls r cheated by boys who flirt.But They dont believe the person who really loves them.Its a true fact.This message is for each and every girl
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3773 on: December 09, 2005, 06:05:26 PM »
Arz kiya hai...

Jise pyar karna naa aata ho use pyaar kisi se ho jaye.

Jo abhi,

bilkul abhi,


mujhe sms na kare khuda kare usko


loose motion ho jaaye.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3774 on: December 09, 2005, 06:07:00 PM »
The moment ur in TENSION,u'll lose ur ATTENTION,then u'll b in CONFUSION,then u may spoil ur RELATION,ultimately u wont get any COOPERATION,    then u'll make things COMPLICATION,   then ur BP rise CAUTION,then u ve 2 take MEDICATION,so understand d SITUATION n try 2 think about d SOLUTION,may problems b solved by DISCUSSION,dont think its my free SUGGESTION,its only 4 ur PREVENTION,if u understand my INTENTION u'll not take any TENSION !!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3775 on: December 09, 2005, 06:08:01 PM »
Whenever its a low day for Me you coMe bouncing like a ball to Make Me happy.
That's why I call you,



"LOW
DAY
KA
BALL".
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3776 on: December 09, 2005, 06:09:00 PM »
'Sajti rahe khussion ki mehfil,
har khushi suhani rahe,
aap jindagi main itne khush rahe,
ki har khushi aap ki diwani rahe.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3777 on: December 09, 2005, 06:09:56 PM »
If u receive a call from anyone saying he/she is a Company Engineer or telling that they're checking ur cell line, & ask u to press #90 or #09disconnect the call immed without pressing any number.If u do it,They will be able to access ur sim card & make calls at ur expense.. Pls forward 2 all ur friends. Is it true reply
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3778 on: December 09, 2005, 06:11:21 PM »
Girl:If we get maried,
wll u giv up smokin?
Boy:yes
G: & drinkin 2?
B:yes
G:& goin2 club at nite?
B:yes
G:what else u can giv up?
B: Idea of getting married..!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #3779 on: December 09, 2005, 06:12:17 PM »
Some ppl keep trying 2 become
cool, smart, enthu.strong;
their whole
life........


and some are
just.......



             Born
  "MANGALOREANS"
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