Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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micro_minds

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«Reply #3825 on: December 18, 2005, 10:19:12 PM »

Feeling Bored? THINK OF ME,
Feeling Sad?
CALL ME, Feeling Lonely?
C ME, Feeling Sleepy? DREAM ME,
My name is SELF-CONFIDENCE NEVER LOOSE IT.


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sherone

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«Reply #3826 on: December 19, 2005, 07:47:40 AM »

HI,
kisi k pass new year ka koi msg hai to plz......
i m waiting


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3827 on: December 19, 2005, 06:54:45 PM »

2 dost jungle mein potty(sandass) kar rahe the.Achanak sher aa gaya 1st:Yaar,tu dar raha hai? 2nd:Main nahi darta.1st:Toh saale apni dho,meri kyun dho raha hai


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3828 on: December 19, 2005, 07:02:08 PM »

Hey my marriage is fixed its after 105 days

Surprisd? Dont b! Aft 105 days its april 1st n u r d first person whom I fooled


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3829 on: December 19, 2005, 07:03:18 PM »

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari
jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari,
purush bachao samiti ki tarf se janhit mein jari.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3830 on: December 19, 2005, 07:06:17 PM »

Tadap kar dekho kisi ki chahat mein...
to pata chalega intezar kya hota hai?
Yun hi mil jaye agar koi bina tadpe,
to kaise pata chalega pyar kya hota hai.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3831 on: December 19, 2005, 07:12:20 PM »

Fuck off

F
u
c
k off

Yes
Fuck off

Oh! dont get me wrong FUCK OFF means

F-friend like
U-you,
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever

so fuck off...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3832 on: December 19, 2005, 07:21:35 PM »

Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dete hain,
har mod par ek jakhm naya dete hain,
Ae dost is jahan mein koi apna nahi,
jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete hai.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3833 on: December 19, 2005, 07:23:27 PM »

Munna bhai askd circuite! agar
Bina danth ko kuta insan ko kata to kya karne ka?

ans- simple bhai
bole to...
bina suie ka injection lene ka...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3834 on: December 19, 2005, 07:24:31 PM »

V T U Exam rule of halves:-Hlf of wat u read is wste ..Hlf of de rest u read u dont u'stand.Hlf of wat u u'stnd u wont rmembr.Hlf of wat u rmmbr won b askd...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3835 on: December 19, 2005, 07:26:50 PM »

Ha
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
KUCCH NAHIN YAAR .... FIR SE TERI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI


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«Reply #3836 on: December 19, 2005, 07:27:39 PM »

Remix version
Dum maro dum,
Eating chewing gum,
Stick it on your bum,
& Gas will not come.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3837 on: December 19, 2005, 07:29:04 PM »

If u are still alive even after 100 years what does it mean?

"HELL IS FULL"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3838 on: December 19, 2005, 07:31:15 PM »

Father: My 5 yr. Old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant. Doctor: How? Father: He took a pin & punched holes on all my condoms.....


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«Reply #3839 on: December 19, 2005, 07:32:23 PM »

Amitabh goes 2a public toilet n comes out drenched!Jaya asks-Aap to susu karnegaye the!Bheeg kaise gaye?Amitabh- Jaise main andar ghusa sab meri taraf ghoom gaye!