Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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shaiz

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«Reply #3855 on: January 10, 2006, 04:13:21 PM »

aby yar koi EID K MSGS BHI post karte EID aagai per msgs nai hain....


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bicky

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«Reply #3856 on: January 14, 2006, 05:27:48 PM »

Biwi gets up in the middle of the night:

Biwi, "Suno ji, uthooo, uthooooo, uthoooooooji."

Miya, "Kya hua? aadhi raat ko kiyon jagaya?"

Biwi, "Suniye, aap neend ki dawa leena bhool gaye!!!"


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3857 on: January 16, 2006, 09:22:07 AM »

Nice ones Asif.....vikas ...n bicky..jeee...


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«Reply #3858 on: January 16, 2006, 09:24:12 AM »

Life is like cotton, dot make it heavier by sinking it
in sorrow of water...
but make it lighter by letting it blow in the joy of air...Happy New Year...2 all...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #3859 on: January 28, 2006, 01:27:57 PM »

Santa : yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai,kya doo ?

Banta : gold ring dede

Santa : koi badi cheez bata.

Banta : M.R.F ka tyre dede.


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«Reply #3860 on: January 28, 2006, 01:30:19 PM »

Boss found his Manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted: Is this what I pay you for?

Manager: No sir, this I do free of charge...*


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«Reply #3861 on: January 28, 2006, 01:39:34 PM »

Reporter 2 Karunanidhi: Jayalalitha publicly said dat u hav a small penis!Wud U plz comment? Karunanidhi :u c...The truth is very simple.she has a Big Mouth...


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«Reply #3862 on: January 28, 2006, 01:44:36 PM »

Son 2 sardar-meri dur ki nazar kharab he chashma le do.sardar took him outside & askd-woh kya hai?
Boy-suraj hai.
sardar-Sale aur kitna dur dekhna chahta hai!


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«Reply #3863 on: January 28, 2006, 01:53:29 PM »

Sardarji maried a women trafic police.frnd askd him hw was d firstnite.Sardarji answd"wat 2 say, she fined Rs.300 4 wrong side, overspeed n 4 not usng horns"


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«Reply #3864 on: January 28, 2006, 02:00:26 PM »

Wife:Oh! zara dhire karo kyun Shatabdi chala rahe ho Malgaadi chalao.Itne me Beta bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalaao par savaari ko to mat girao..


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«Reply #3865 on: January 28, 2006, 02:11:27 PM »

On this new yr,I'll pray to Godto give U:Shanti,Sneh,
Samruddhi,
Suman,
Sarika,
Jyoti,
tarranum,
pinky,
rani,sweety&
all other Bar girls of Mumbai..


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«Reply #3866 on: January 28, 2006, 02:16:05 PM »

Premi-O bewafa Tumari shadi kya hui mera dil jal k raak hogaya Premika-fikr na karo tumari raak bekar na jaegi yah bijwado bartan majne k kam ayegi..


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«Reply #3867 on: January 28, 2006, 02:22:31 PM »

4 sardars decided 2 start a business. so they started garage. but no cars came 2 service since 1 month. do u know y? bcoz they opened garage at Ist floor.