Only SMS ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on October 04, 2004, 06:28:32 AM

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«Reply #3870 on: January 28, 2006, 02:28:13 PM »

What wud
U do if...

U lose me
Someday?

so cute . i know you will search for me.


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«Reply #3871 on: January 28, 2006, 02:31:37 PM »

Boy 2 Girl: from the day i m ur boyfriend ,i am not able to eat,drink,smoke
Girl: R u madly in love with me.

Boy: No dear U emptied my pockets.!


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«Reply #3872 on: January 29, 2006, 04:32:52 PM »

Kisi k dil me basna bura to nahi,
kisi ko dil me basana khata to nahi,
gunah ho ye zamane ki nazar me to kya hua,
zamanewale bhi insaan hain khuda to nahi


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«Reply #3873 on: January 29, 2006, 04:46:02 PM »

How do you convert WATER into Coke? * * Any guesses...? . * Answer: Pani ko fridge me rakho. Fridge mein pani thanda ho jayega. Aur Thanda matlab coca cola.....


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«Reply #3874 on: January 29, 2006, 04:48:29 PM »

Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahi hoti mohobat bhi sadaa,
Khamiyon se bhi aksaar pyar ho jata hai


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«Reply #3875 on: January 29, 2006, 04:51:08 PM »

India, Pakistan ke beech mein kya hain?

nahi pata?
ayyo ayyo

arey popat

comma( , ) hain.
phir se dekh.!


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«Reply #3876 on: January 29, 2006, 04:52:54 PM »

Dont take things in wrong sense...Wen Dr says take off ur clothes.Wen dentist says open wide.Wen milk man says u want in d front or back.Wen interior dec says once its in u'll love it.Wen banker says if u take out soon u'll luse interest.Wen t'phone guy says wud u like it on table or against d wall...;-)


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«Reply #3877 on: January 29, 2006, 04:56:16 PM »

Uses of the word FUCK.
Greetings: how the fuck are you?
Aggression: fuck u
Resignation: oh fuck it!
Confusion:what the fuck....?
Disgust: OH fuck Despair: Fucked again
Panic: lets get the fuck out of here Inquiry: what the Fuck is happenin here?
AdjectIve: he's a Fuckin cool man...!


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«Reply #3878 on: January 29, 2006, 04:57:39 PM »

Dekh k hame wo sir jhukate hai,
bula k mehfilme nazre churate hai.
Nafrat hai humse to bhi koi baat nai,
Gaironse mil k dil q jalate hai....


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«Reply #3879 on: January 29, 2006, 05:00:17 PM »

Na jaane kaun si baat aakhri hogi,
Na jaane kaun si raat aakhri hogi,
karni hai to kar lo jee bhar ke baatein,
Na jaane kaun si saans aakhri hogi


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«Reply #3880 on: January 29, 2006, 05:04:28 PM »

9arab ,88 crore, 66 lakh, 58 thousand, 5 hundred ,99.
daro mat,
yeh mere bank balance nahin hai .

Yeh to mera cell no. Hai.


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«Reply #3881 on: January 29, 2006, 05:04:53 PM »

I love you

Do you love me

Shahjahan told these words more than 1000 times to Mumtaj but she dint reply.. U know y ?

Coz she didn't know english.


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«Reply #3882 on: January 29, 2006, 05:07:44 PM »

Vo or honge jo khelte hai dilo se,
hum dilo ko milane ka hunar jante hai.
Itna mat itra is dil pe,
hum dilo ko churane ka Bhi hunar jante hai


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«Reply #3883 on: January 29, 2006, 05:08:46 PM »

Tu nhi to zindagi me kya reh jayega,
door tak tanhaiyon ka silsila reh jayega,
har kadam par saath chalna e dost,
varna teri dosti se kuch gila reh jayega